it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

The 16-year-old was dragged away and arrested by Worcester PD because she kicked the car ICE was holding her mother in as her mom was taken away. The day earlier, ICE had taken her dad as well.

You could do this on almost every issue, from abortion to immigration to economics: The media constructed an election that was a murky choice between unknowable candidates rather than a stark contrast between leaders who had *both been in power for four years* and whose values were bone-obvious

a lot of times people say the problem with the media is that they are "stenographers" or that they just blindly report both sides without fact checking but that severely understates the problem. When Trump was unable to articulate an appealing message they took the initiative to invent a better one

Could be worse. Could be Aaron Rodgers.

Shemar Stewart played this year at 290, weighed in at 281 at the Senior Bowl, and now weighs 267 at the Combine brother what the fuck

Now more than ever.

I don’t think there’s anything that’s ever been made that fucks harder than the challengers soundtrack

Feeling a little extra solidarity playing as Luigi in Mario Party today

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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Might be bad optics for Biden to pardon his son but will it matter in two years when the officially appointed US Emperor of Memes Elon Musk declares woke illegal and firing squads everyone who has pronouns in bio

saw a really funny video this morning. its called hawk tuah. i think you guys should check it out 👍

Will not rest until blake lively releases her Sat scores. The public needs to know