Allison
@alibab79.bsky.social
Living here is just constantly saying, “Piper, noooo!”
English student/playwright/chaotic good ✍️📝📚🐶♊️
English student/playwright/chaotic good ✍️📝📚🐶♊️
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"That's enough from this guy" is a valid reason for impeachment, not funding the government, etc. We've seen enough, that'll do
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"That's enough from this guy" is a valid reason for impeachment, not funding the government, etc. We've seen enough, that'll do
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there’s no such thing as watching one episode of parks & rec you either watch zero episodes or nine episodes
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
there’s no such thing as watching one episode of parks & rec you either watch zero episodes or nine episodes
I am a published writer today. 😊
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I am a published writer today. 😊
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You’d think all the people obsessed with conspiracy theories would be all over the actual conspiracies happening left and right and yet
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You’d think all the people obsessed with conspiracy theories would be all over the actual conspiracies happening left and right and yet
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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to cancel nearly half a billion dollars in federal funding for mRNA vaccine development is the "most dangerous public health decision" ever, epidemiologist Michael Osterholm said.
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to cancel nearly half a billion dollars in federal funding for mRNA vaccine development is the "most dangerous public health decision" ever, epidemiologist Michael Osterholm said.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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The Trump administration plans to get rid of all limits on climate-warming pollution from the nation's fossil fuel power plants. Fossil fuel interests hailed the proposal, which likely faces legal challenges from environmental groups.
Trump's EPA plans to repeal climate pollution limits on fossil fuel power plants
The Trump administration plans to get rid of all limits on climate-warming pollution from the nation's fossil fuel power plants. Fossil fuel interests hailed the proposal, which likely faces legal challenges from environmental groups.
n.pr
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Trump administration plans to get rid of all limits on climate-warming pollution from the nation's fossil fuel power plants. Fossil fuel interests hailed the proposal, which likely faces legal challenges from environmental groups.
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Classssic!
Reporter says, "Describe what happened to you."
He says: "Oh, just tasted a little tear gas... tasted like fascism."
Live reports are the best!
Reporter says, "Describe what happened to you."
He says: "Oh, just tasted a little tear gas... tasted like fascism."
Live reports are the best!
June 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Classssic!
Reporter says, "Describe what happened to you."
He says: "Oh, just tasted a little tear gas... tasted like fascism."
Live reports are the best!
Reporter says, "Describe what happened to you."
He says: "Oh, just tasted a little tear gas... tasted like fascism."
Live reports are the best!
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Yes, yes. I'm sure it's a distraction. But it's a *really* fun one.
June 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yes, yes. I'm sure it's a distraction. But it's a *really* fun one.
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NEWS: The stock market is in free fall because of Trump's budget bill, a federal judge concluded that Trump violated a court order, Hegseth launches a Christian prayer service at the Pentagon, and more.
All the news you missed, without the spin: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
All the news you missed, without the spin: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Pete Hegseth Launches a Prayer Service in the Pentagon as the Stock Market is in Free Fall
The stock market is in free fall because of Trump's budget bill, a federal judge concluded that Trump violated a court order, Hegseth launches a Christian prayer service at the Pentagon, and more
open.substack.com
May 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
NEWS: The stock market is in free fall because of Trump's budget bill, a federal judge concluded that Trump violated a court order, Hegseth launches a Christian prayer service at the Pentagon, and more.
All the news you missed, without the spin: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
All the news you missed, without the spin: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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Wtf?
Annual COVID-19 shots for healthy younger adults and children will no longer be routinely approved under a major new policy shift unveiled Tuesday by the Trump administration.
Trump officials say yearly COVID shots will no longer be approved for healthy adults and children
The FDA said Tuesday annual COVID shots will still be regularly approved for seniors and younger people with increased health risks from the virus.
www.pbs.org
May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wtf?
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Look, I'm a man of CULTURE. I keep expensive mustard in my GLOVE compartment. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I grew up eating Viennetta on the REGULAR. Of course I want the tableside guac, what kind of question is that?!
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Look, I'm a man of CULTURE. I keep expensive mustard in my GLOVE compartment. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I grew up eating Viennetta on the REGULAR. Of course I want the tableside guac, what kind of question is that?!
This is so sad.
BREAKING NEWS: Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.
Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer
Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.
www.npr.org
May 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is so sad.
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The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.
May 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.
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“For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a "minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.”
The fuck
www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of...
The fuck
www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of...
Most Americans don't earn enough to afford basic costs of living, analysis finds
The bottom 60% of U.S. households don't make enough money to afford a "minimal quality of life," according to a new analysis.
www.cbsnews.com
May 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a "minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.”
The fuck
www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of...
The fuck
www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of...
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1512
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1512