alien jane with the alien brain
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A silver lining I’m hoping for, if we eventually emerge from this clusterfuck, is that people will get a hell of a lot more stubborn about the things that matter. The ability to be An Immovable Rock on certain things is a life skill, and essential to maintaining your autonomy/humanity
Leavitt: "He also wants to see Harvard apologize. And Harvard should apologize."
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A silver lining I’m hoping for, if we eventually emerge from this clusterfuck, is that people will get a hell of a lot more stubborn about the things that matter. The ability to be An Immovable Rock on certain things is a life skill, and essential to maintaining your autonomy/humanity
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tell me why I can’t stop saying “bootiful” without intending to
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
tell me why I can’t stop saying “bootiful” without intending to
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
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The Trump administration’s arrest of Mahmoud Khalil over his protests at Columbia University against Israel’s war in Gaza has alarmed First Amendment attorneys who see it as an obvious violation of Khalil’s rights but also an effort to intimidate others.
Mahmoud Khalil’s arrest violates First Amendment protections, lawyers say
Trying to deport Khalil for demonstrating against Israel is an obvious violation of his rights and an attempt to intimidate others, they say.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Trump administration’s arrest of Mahmoud Khalil over his protests at Columbia University against Israel’s war in Gaza has alarmed First Amendment attorneys who see it as an obvious violation of Khalil’s rights but also an effort to intimidate others.
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I’ve learned that AI drafted work abuses em dashes. I’m not sure I understand —did it go to law school too?
March 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’ve learned that AI drafted work abuses em dashes. I’m not sure I understand —did it go to law school too?
hey @lilyisthatyou.bsky.social if you ever do a side project or something you should call it lilystopthat
March 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
hey @lilyisthatyou.bsky.social if you ever do a side project or something you should call it lilystopthat
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Whenever I dwell on humanity’s innate capacity for cruelty, I remind myself of its innate capacity for kindness and compassion. It keeps me going, because it’s what keeps humanity going. Even if we all have a little bastard lurking within, we all have the chance to rise above and be better everyday
March 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Whenever I dwell on humanity’s innate capacity for cruelty, I remind myself of its innate capacity for kindness and compassion. It keeps me going, because it’s what keeps humanity going. Even if we all have a little bastard lurking within, we all have the chance to rise above and be better everyday
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everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.
March 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.
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no surprise, 2025 is the year of the cube...
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
no surprise, 2025 is the year of the cube...
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
What if we replaced trump with an orange cat for the next 4 years. Would anyone notice?
March 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What if we replaced trump with an orange cat for the next 4 years. Would anyone notice?
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
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You know things are going great when old white guys in small Pennsylvania cities are standing on the street corners holding signs reading “GOVERNMENT OF THE RICH, BY THE RICH, AND FOR THE RICH???”
February 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You know things are going great when old white guys in small Pennsylvania cities are standing on the street corners holding signs reading “GOVERNMENT OF THE RICH, BY THE RICH, AND FOR THE RICH???”
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I code switch between punctuation and gifted kid burnout
February 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I code switch between punctuation and gifted kid burnout
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An economic blackout has been planned for today Friday February 28 for consumers to show big retailers and the government we do not tolerate your corruption. You have the power as a consumer to make the profit of billionaires fall for one day.
The fourth branch of government is We The People.
The fourth branch of government is We The People.
February 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
An economic blackout has been planned for today Friday February 28 for consumers to show big retailers and the government we do not tolerate your corruption. You have the power as a consumer to make the profit of billionaires fall for one day.
The fourth branch of government is We The People.
The fourth branch of government is We The People.
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there’s a non-zero chance that this is what first broke his brain
February 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
there’s a non-zero chance that this is what first broke his brain
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What even is the point of lawyers and the law if no one in power is bound by it
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What even is the point of lawyers and the law if no one in power is bound by it
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Tell them how you really feel, judge
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tell them how you really feel, judge
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THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️
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:P and :p are semantically distinct
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
:P and :p are semantically distinct