Alk
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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
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Good morning. You want some?
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Good morning. You want some?
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A lot of 80s action movies are hilarious in that they posit that 90% of all violent crime is caused by teenaged punks and 20 somethings that look like this.
October 11, 2023 at 6:05 AM
A lot of 80s action movies are hilarious in that they posit that 90% of all violent crime is caused by teenaged punks and 20 somethings that look like this.
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Windows make all our buildings into human aquariums for the birds. They love to peep in and watch us work, it seems very entertaining for them.
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Windows make all our buildings into human aquariums for the birds. They love to peep in and watch us work, it seems very entertaining for them.
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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January 9, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Mood.
(From our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 - art by Ken Lashley).
(From our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 - art by Ken Lashley).
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Mood.
(From our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 - art by Ken Lashley).
(From our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 - art by Ken Lashley).
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You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
3. Segasonic Cosmo Fighter
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
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Oh this will be useful
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Oh this will be useful
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January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
Fan: What is the official position of each order of Knights Radiant on spren fucking?
Panel moderator: Let's move onto-
Brandon Sanderson: Are you asking about a Radiant's personal oath-spren or any spren that can talk? Because each order will have different opinions on either option.
Panel moderator: Let's move onto-
Brandon Sanderson: Are you asking about a Radiant's personal oath-spren or any spren that can talk? Because each order will have different opinions on either option.
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Fan: What is the official position of each order of Knights Radiant on spren fucking?
Panel moderator: Let's move onto-
Brandon Sanderson: Are you asking about a Radiant's personal oath-spren or any spren that can talk? Because each order will have different opinions on either option.
Panel moderator: Let's move onto-
Brandon Sanderson: Are you asking about a Radiant's personal oath-spren or any spren that can talk? Because each order will have different opinions on either option.
Fun fact about having a tattoo of a monster on my arm - when I get a vaccine, nurses feel compelled to stab it between the eyes.
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Fun fact about having a tattoo of a monster on my arm - when I get a vaccine, nurses feel compelled to stab it between the eyes.
Raise your hand if you thought the ending to Marty Supreme was going to be the Eraserhead baby, but ping pong.
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Raise your hand if you thought the ending to Marty Supreme was going to be the Eraserhead baby, but ping pong.
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Don’t know who credit image to, but
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Don’t know who credit image to, but
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i think it goes underdiscussed that a growing subsection of silicon valley / tech really does, more and more, sound like a legitimately dangerous and frightening cult
i'm really tired of the "these people are so twee and quirky" tone. they're twee and quirky in the same way aum shinrikyo and the manson family were
three-quarters of the profoundly unpleasant people interviewed for this story aren’t just people i would never date, they’re people i would never voluntarily speak to
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
i think it goes underdiscussed that a growing subsection of silicon valley / tech really does, more and more, sound like a legitimately dangerous and frightening cult
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war