Alk
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I saw this a million years ago and could not stop laughing.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I saw this a million years ago and could not stop laughing.
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Destroy All Monsters (1968)
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
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USAGI YOJIMBO
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January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
USAGI YOJIMBO
@stansakaiofficial.bsky.social
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Kelson with Samson in Bone Temple:
“He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy”
“He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy”
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Kelson with Samson in Bone Temple:
“He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy”
“He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy”
I wonder what ate up more of the budget for this episode of Columbo; Leonard Nimoy or the monkeys?
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I wonder what ate up more of the budget for this episode of Columbo; Leonard Nimoy or the monkeys?
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we will greet them as liberators
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no hate.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
no hate.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
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This guy who works for alocal business gave me a loan and offered me these shoes. Sure, I've fallen behind on my payments, but it is nice to know they have no hard feelings.
He was kinda insistent about me putting them on though.
He was kinda insistent about me putting them on though.
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This guy who works for alocal business gave me a loan and offered me these shoes. Sure, I've fallen behind on my payments, but it is nice to know they have no hard feelings.
He was kinda insistent about me putting them on though.
He was kinda insistent about me putting them on though.
New long hair foibles unlocked: Got my hair caught in my jacket zipper.
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
New long hair foibles unlocked: Got my hair caught in my jacket zipper.
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Stocking - P&S with Gaterbelt
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Stocking - P&S with Gaterbelt
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Shit I forgot to rant to my friend about the Columbo episode where he investigates the director of a MacBeth play who was murdered by a husband and wife duo.
"So it tells my wife, I tells her, this London case seems a bit on the nose"
"So it tells my wife, I tells her, this London case seems a bit on the nose"
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Shit I forgot to rant to my friend about the Columbo episode where he investigates the director of a MacBeth play who was murdered by a husband and wife duo.
"So it tells my wife, I tells her, this London case seems a bit on the nose"
"So it tells my wife, I tells her, this London case seems a bit on the nose"
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What To Know About Season 2 Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-season-2-of-the-pitt/
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What To Know About Season 2 Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-season-2-of-the-pitt/
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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He is stuck!
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He is stuck!