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Allan Cutts
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The difference between me and genius is that I am not one. I tweet stupid things. All views were stolen from the person sitting behind you - Fella/Chap
I hate wrapping presents!

Dont get me wrong, I love Christmas and all its trimmings, but wrapping stuff can just get stuffed!!!

#MildGrinch #Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We’re going to have one unhappy dog on December 26th.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Met an old friend as I got off the train @ St Pancras... he does radio stuff and was off to record a Christmas Special of Dead Ringers 👍🏻
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just 'cause you feel it, doesn't it means its there...

Im a massive #Radiohead fan #btw
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It’s Monday.

May annoying folks leave you alone, your fridge be full of your favorite drinks, and your pillow be cool.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Doing Christmassy things with people. There's been sone beer...
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Dusk at the Lake, acrylic on canvas, 48x24in.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Foggy morning
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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"There is a period when it's clear that you have gone wrong but you continue. Sometimes there is a luxurious amount of time before anything bad happens."

– Jenny Holzer
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Loving everyones art work today. Give yourself a round of applause or grab a beer or a wine or smoke a doobie or something...

... whatever ya like...

#cheers #art #nice
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When he comes in they should show him 12 photographs of fruit stalls and ask him to identify which ones have bananas in them...
A customer who constantly audits us for security is furious we won’t reset his password without him coming into the office 🙂
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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This is not just a current political issue. Charging & punishing these particular perpetrators is vital to keeping the fight against the ongoing abuse & killing of women & children by men in the spotlight. "Me Too" was only a start.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Everything is in its right place... lets do this!
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My god, who kidnapped all these totally real Trump-supporting American women and took them to Thailand to post their political beliefs.
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just cooked and ate a Beef Jalfrezi and now I cant feel my lips. 🌶🌶🌶

#Cooking #Curry #Hot
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think we can all agree that adding cheese to anything vastly improves it...

Burgers...
Ham Sandwiches...
Flirting with your wife..
Handling customer complaints...
Getting arrested...
Having a bath...

#Cheese #LifeUpgrades
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No... yewww missed an important 'thing' this evening because it was a re-scheduled date and yeww didnt write the new re-scheduled time down correctly did yew...

... yew silly ba-narn-ahh!!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM