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dahlia @deededeed.bsky.social · 4m

This is my husband Grartholomew, he shoots pellet guns at the poors outside on his way to work. We want 5 billion dollars for this home.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 6m

SHINY!

Garalia nyamhee reskeet if you agree

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 7m

ZILLOW REAL ESTATE PRICE: 1,000,000 DOLLARYDOOS

[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 10m

welcome to my too big house. it's got ten bedrooms. me and my husband and my two and a half kids live in it. i fell down the stairs three times this morning just trying to go to the bathroom. i'm divorcing my husband next week

🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 1h

Also an overabundance of ugly houses no one can afford

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 9m

Whoever invents an actual cure for Chron’s and every other uncontrollable shitting disease deserves the Nobel prize and I am 100.% serious about that.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 8m

garalia nyamhee reskeet if you agree

👹♀️ZEON PRINCESS IN THE LAND OF DEMONS♀️👹 @greasefische.bsky.social · Nov 4

Garalia Nyamhee R-18 pinup from November 2023

#AuraBattlerDunbine #nsfw #toterfisch

Garalia Nyamhee from Aura Battler Dunbine posing nude, rear to the viewer, with her chest out while in front of a simple background.

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👹♀️ZEON PRINCESS IN THE LAND OF DEMONS♀️👹 @greasefische.bsky.social · Jan 21

Garalia Nyamhee x Jeryll Coochibie scribble for @holmslice.bsky.social

#AuraBattlerDunbine #nsfwart #nsfw #toterfisch #rkgk

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👹♀️ZEON PRINCESS IN THE LAND OF DEMONS♀️👹 @greasefische.bsky.social · Nov 4

Garalia Nyamhee scribbles I did back in September 2022.

#AuraBattlerDunbine #nsfw #yuri #toterfisch

Rio (from the Cream Lemon special 'Pop Chaser') caressing and blessing Garalia Nyamhee from Aura Battler Dunbine in a basement (?) or something. There's a Dune painting on the wall for some reason.

Mineva Lao Zabi (post-Gundam Unicorn era) licking Garalia's face. Hard for me to tell what that background was supposed to be here lol

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👹ToterFisch on the River Styx👹🔞 @zeonscum0079.bsky.social · 11d

"im more than this! im more than just this!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob covered in pictures of butter and giolshex and Sean Connery is there and its a Denny'sh and im scared but its alright becausch heresch to an operation grand schlam breakfeascht

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 11d

Come on down the ToterFisch!

We have lesbiab blue hair princess (garalia Nyamhee)

We have brown girls getting kissed on the lips by white milfs

we've have it all!

👹ToterFisch on the River Styx👹🔞 @zeonscum0079.bsky.social · 11d

Knights of Genderfear

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 10m

welcome to my too big house. it's got ten bedrooms. me and my husband and my two and a half kids live in it. i fell down the stairs three times this morning just trying to go to the bathroom. i'm divorcing my husband next week

🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 1h

Also an overabundance of ugly houses no one can afford

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Cool Jim, but spooky @lechased.bsky.social · 14d

skyrizi tambourine man is our god now

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 12m

Pretty sure Skyrizi inspired the makers of the Lazarus Anime to write about a prescription drug that Cures Everything because that shit has multiple commercials for multiple things. Psoriasis, Crohn's Disease, you name it.

Pronounced June 8 @junayt.bsky.social · 14m

Lol the fucking tagline to one of the most bewildering drug ads I've ever seen, brilliant

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 13m

Let me play you the theme song of capitalism.

*hooks you to a machine that forces you to listen to Prescription Drug Ads for 15 minutes*

Pronounced June 8 @junayt.bsky.social · 14m

Lol the fucking tagline to one of the most bewildering drug ads I've ever seen, brilliant

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 13m

NOTHING AND ME GO HAND IN HAND
GOT CLEAR SKIN THAT'S MY NEW PLAN

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 1h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 15m

This baby is very destroyed from hunger and cannot swallow milk.

Mohamed Shaheen 🤍🍀 @gkjjhl1.bsky.social · 40m

My child suffers from severe malnutrition and serious stomach and digestive problems. After introducing milk, he can no longer drink it because of his condition. We live in a tent without treatment and urgently need help to save him. Please donate and share our story 💔🙏
gofund.me/4f2edf6d

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 18m

ah mussed u Evie Corwell

Jay's Lowtax speedrun enjoyer @eviecorwell.etheirys.social · 1h

youtu.be/fdQirVdhzII?...

Daddy's Back | Grand Theft Auto IV

YouTube video by Replaying Classics

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Jay's Lowtax speedrun enjoyer @eviecorwell.etheirys.social · 1h

youtu.be/fdQirVdhzII?...

Daddy's Back | Grand Theft Auto IV

YouTube video by Replaying Classics

youtu.be

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Jay's Lowtax speedrun enjoyer @eviecorwell.etheirys.social · 30m

I think stupid people shouldn't be allowed to Post.

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Alt Selesnya Conclave Sevices @justthewinddrake.bsky.social · 20m

Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin is messing me up. The whole story feels like 1984 boots on faces until the end of time but that's just multiplication. There's division too.

It's fractal how within each face there is a boot on a smaller face, encompassing each boot is another face.

[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h

"I wonder what controversy Blacksky will have," people are saying, and my forecast is that the queerphobia and/or misogynoir is gonna stick in someone's throats, perhaps many someones, eventually coming to a head.

bargain bin Catgirl @edivimo.bsky.social · 1h

Good to know. It is depressing, but it is expected that every new place will have ingrained transphobia.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 19m

Talk to your healthcare provider about whether Evie Corwell is right for you.

EVIE CORWELL - NOTHING IS EVERYTHING ™️

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 21m

Evie Corwell is suitable for all audiences. Use only as directed. For external use only. Do not take Evie Corwell if you experience sweating, anal discomfort, chills, chest pains, difficulty breathing, rapid heartbeat, difficulty sitting or standing, or rash. Take as needed.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 21m

Evie Corwell is suitable for all audiences. Use only as directed. For external use only. Do not take Evie Corwell if you experience sweating, anal discomfort, chills, chest pains, difficulty breathing, rapid heartbeat, difficulty sitting or standing, or rash. Take as needed.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 23m

this is how it feels to post here nowadays

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Jay's Lowtax speedrun enjoyer @eviecorwell.etheirys.social · 38m

Collage of posts by American liberals after the 2024 election. Highlights include: "I'm done feeling empathy for these people"; "Well I guess the reasons their home countries are so crappy is that they're actually not that smart?"; "I guess I am for deportation now."

Superimposed on the collage is text in the style of Dark Souls, reading "LIBERAL SCRATCHED", in reference to the saying 'scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds'.

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