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28 | Ace | Shitposter by day, shameless scalie by night [18+ ONLY]
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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minbitt.bsky.social
the biggest motivation boost
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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alice.mosphere.at
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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dubiousdevil.bsky.social
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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usili.bsky.social
visenyaism: Had to ban the phrase "tricky dick" from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they're just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they're all medieval peasants. gonna lose it. visenyaism: an image that shows the man pulling the date meme with the woman saying "Richard the Treacherous has attempted usurpation and must be stopped at all costs" with the calendar date showing it ripped from 1972 to reveal the actual date of June 1483.
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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grimzlegory.bsky.social
A5 wagyu
August 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
altimus.bsky.social
i need to get back to posting my art at some point

i've been cooking
August 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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glassshine.bsky.social
do the thing
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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incogs-hobby-hovel.bsky.social
Had to share this absolutely incredible find from a flea market this last weekend, weird little pewter wizard at his computer pondering with his gem??? I’ve never bought something quicker!!! This is one of my all time
Favorite objects now
Little pewter wizard about an inch tall looking at an older style computer with a blue gem in his hand
August 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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moedra.bsky.social
I am a dragon of many words, such as:

#furryart #doodle
a furred dragon saying "A" with the mouth open very wide in a comical manner
July 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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introdile.bsky.social
👀
July 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Happy beans day to those who celebrate
Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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deathcvlt.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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unburntwitch.com
when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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rottenartist.bsky.social
Text from the image: having a Minotaur boyfriend would be so funny like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his Thunders big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you baby what's wrong he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder you look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this. Image is an extreme close-up of a cow's nose looking up at the cow.
July 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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warbirdactual.bsky.social
Inspired by this clip, hilarious what a difference the angle makes.
July 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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raynegrimm.bsky.social
This made me snort so now you have to see it
Dicking Around Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick's Last Resort. If you've never been, the big draw at Dick's is that they're dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. *image of a white male wearing a crude paper hat that says nobody likes me* I don't get it either. So anyways, we've got - I'll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank's 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn't really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying 'I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin' cat on it or-" *image of a NEW YORK State drivers license featuring an image of an orange tabby cat with a. Furry in the background with their arms up in excitement * She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn't talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
altimus.bsky.social
joining artfight this year for the first time ever

I work a lot, maybe too much, so I'll try to partake as much as I can

Do with this information as you please

Or don't, I'm not your boss
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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ooobigstretch.bsky.social
what having internet friends is like
Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into" Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".
April 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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snarkysardine.bsky.social
artist's ocs
June 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A white bunny is captured mid-jump on a wooden floor, casting a shadow.
June 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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prismaticvoid.bsky.social
A picture of a turtle on a rainy road from earlier in the thread, with a Dark Souls-style "TURTLE REVECTORED" textbox overlaid.
June 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM