Altofan
@altofan.bsky.social
She/her. Mom to kids and cats. Choir nerd, Good Omens fanatic, book lover, liberal American in a very red state.
I had a panic attack today that was so bad I had to get an emergency Ativan from my Dr. (I have a Rx at home but she was closer)
She noted I haven't refilled it in a year & I said "yeah the last time I used it was as Trump was being re-elected"
It's normally under control but damn that was rough.
She noted I haven't refilled it in a year & I said "yeah the last time I used it was as Trump was being re-elected"
It's normally under control but damn that was rough.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I had a panic attack today that was so bad I had to get an emergency Ativan from my Dr. (I have a Rx at home but she was closer)
She noted I haven't refilled it in a year & I said "yeah the last time I used it was as Trump was being re-elected"
It's normally under control but damn that was rough.
She noted I haven't refilled it in a year & I said "yeah the last time I used it was as Trump was being re-elected"
It's normally under control but damn that was rough.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
I actually don't like the cut song, but without it the movie makes less sense both narratively and musically. This is a very good question
why is the full length version of A Muppet Christmas Carol NOT the default version on Disney Plus? no one will see it unless they know to select it from the extras.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I actually don't like the cut song, but without it the movie makes less sense both narratively and musically. This is a very good question
Dear Great-Grandpa William,
I'm sure you had good reason to leave Swansea for America back in the day, but if you hadn't maybe I'd have been born there and could more easily attend Michael Sheen plays and I would not be sad about that, I'm just saying.
Diolch,
Your American great-granddaughter
I'm sure you had good reason to leave Swansea for America back in the day, but if you hadn't maybe I'd have been born there and could more easily attend Michael Sheen plays and I would not be sad about that, I'm just saying.
Diolch,
Your American great-granddaughter
Our Town @ Swansea Grand Theatre
Ion 16-31 Jan.
Archebwch Nawr/Book Now 👇
www.swanseagrand.co.uk/OurTown
Ion 16-31 Jan.
Archebwch Nawr/Book Now 👇
www.swanseagrand.co.uk/OurTown
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dear Great-Grandpa William,
I'm sure you had good reason to leave Swansea for America back in the day, but if you hadn't maybe I'd have been born there and could more easily attend Michael Sheen plays and I would not be sad about that, I'm just saying.
Diolch,
Your American great-granddaughter
I'm sure you had good reason to leave Swansea for America back in the day, but if you hadn't maybe I'd have been born there and could more easily attend Michael Sheen plays and I would not be sad about that, I'm just saying.
Diolch,
Your American great-granddaughter
Running errands with the husband and we stopped at this awesome coffee shop and got delicious lattes. It was lovely...
And now there's been some super loud alarm going off for the last 10 minutes and I'm about to rip my ears off. Channeling Crowley and finishing this drink in 2 seconds.
And now there's been some super loud alarm going off for the last 10 minutes and I'm about to rip my ears off. Channeling Crowley and finishing this drink in 2 seconds.
a man wearing sunglasses holds a cup in front of a wall that has graffiti on it
Alt: Crowley picks up a mug of espresso and drinks it
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December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Running errands with the husband and we stopped at this awesome coffee shop and got delicious lattes. It was lovely...
And now there's been some super loud alarm going off for the last 10 minutes and I'm about to rip my ears off. Channeling Crowley and finishing this drink in 2 seconds.
And now there's been some super loud alarm going off for the last 10 minutes and I'm about to rip my ears off. Channeling Crowley and finishing this drink in 2 seconds.
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It's unbelievable how corrupt the Supreme Court is. It's insane that we are letting them get away with it. They are taking away all of our rights.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's unbelievable how corrupt the Supreme Court is. It's insane that we are letting them get away with it. They are taking away all of our rights.
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The screening last night.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The screening last night.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈
CAN YOU IMAGINE.
Ok, but this is all becoming very "advent calender" ish and I'm so here for it 🎄🕯🤡
IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S REAL 😭
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
CAN YOU IMAGINE.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"Thank God for what it is."
Further confirming that we were actually so close to losing it all. We are so ridiculously lucky to be able to see our angel and demon once more ❤️
Further confirming that we were actually so close to losing it all. We are so ridiculously lucky to be able to see our angel and demon once more ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Thank God for what it is."
Further confirming that we were actually so close to losing it all. We are so ridiculously lucky to be able to see our angel and demon once more ❤️
Further confirming that we were actually so close to losing it all. We are so ridiculously lucky to be able to see our angel and demon once more ❤️
You're up to something, I can smell it!
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You're up to something, I can smell it!
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The way I screamed
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The way I screamed
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Yuri: *posts about a little bird*
Michael Sheen:
Michael Sheen:
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yuri: *posts about a little bird*
Michael Sheen:
Michael Sheen:
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If you are standing in line, in the cold, waiting to vote for Aftyn Behn to represent Tennessee-7th District - please know that citizens across the United States as well as folks like me who live outside the country - Thank You, Support You, Appreciate You. 💙💙💙💙Bring the blue across the finish line!
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you are standing in line, in the cold, waiting to vote for Aftyn Behn to represent Tennessee-7th District - please know that citizens across the United States as well as folks like me who live outside the country - Thank You, Support You, Appreciate You. 💙💙💙💙Bring the blue across the finish line!
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Rob: Hey Michael yknow that screening we just had
Michael: Yeah?
Rob: Drop the bomb on the fandom
Michael: Yeah?
Rob: Drop the bomb on the fandom
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Rob: Hey Michael yknow that screening we just had
Michael: Yeah?
Rob: Drop the bomb on the fandom
Michael: Yeah?
Rob: Drop the bomb on the fandom
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I love you and adore you and David deeply, fiercely, unapologetically. You both brought a story to life that has transcended the rest time. Watching both of you and the rest of the cast/crew create something so beautiful in the midst of so much darkness has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love you and adore you and David deeply, fiercely, unapologetically. You both brought a story to life that has transcended the rest time. Watching both of you and the rest of the cast/crew create something so beautiful in the midst of so much darkness has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.
I keep trying to put my thoughts into words and there are just too many of them and they're all so happy
I hope every person who worked on it really knows how much this means to us ❤️❤️❤️
When we finally get that poster/dat/trailer I am going to need to lie down for the rest of the day
I hope every person who worked on it really knows how much this means to us ❤️❤️❤️
When we finally get that poster/dat/trailer I am going to need to lie down for the rest of the day
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I keep trying to put my thoughts into words and there are just too many of them and they're all so happy
I hope every person who worked on it really knows how much this means to us ❤️❤️❤️
When we finally get that poster/dat/trailer I am going to need to lie down for the rest of the day
I hope every person who worked on it really knows how much this means to us ❤️❤️❤️
When we finally get that poster/dat/trailer I am going to need to lie down for the rest of the day
Literally speechless
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Literally speechless
I literally jumped. Up and down. Several times. In public. Oh my god it's happening it's real
Hear that? No nightingales yet, but another little bird is singing about a cast and crew screening of Good Omens 3 that took place last night!
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I literally jumped. Up and down. Several times. In public. Oh my god it's happening it's real
The amount of screaming and tears...
Picture this, trailer drops with the song "Thank God, it's Christmas" and in the caption "Oh my friends it's been a long hard year"
a man in a blue shirt is waving his hand in front of a black background
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is waving his hand in front of a black background
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December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The amount of screaming and tears...
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An advent calendar but every day is a full viewing of a muppet Christmas carol
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
An advent calendar but every day is a full viewing of a muppet Christmas carol
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🚨 🗳️ 🇺🇸 ELECTION DAY
all eyes on you, TN-7
all eyes on you, TN-7
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
🚨 🗳️ 🇺🇸 ELECTION DAY
all eyes on you, TN-7
all eyes on you, TN-7