Amaranth Phantom
@amaranthphantom.bsky.social
Skylar | they/them | Avid Bird Enthusiast | Horror Lover | Chronic Lurker
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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
February 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
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this is my adult son pubert
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this is my adult son pubert
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Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.
February 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.
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I wish we could all be as optimistic as my cat on the random nights when he inexplicably decides I might feed him a second dinner
November 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I wish we could all be as optimistic as my cat on the random nights when he inexplicably decides I might feed him a second dinner
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More like Dame Agatha Twisty! These are some complicated and surprising murder mysteries!
January 12, 2024 at 11:06 PM
More like Dame Agatha Twisty! These are some complicated and surprising murder mysteries!
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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patient: Doctor, I suffer from CREEP-ession and anx-DIE-ety! I have no CHILL to live and I have in-BOO-sive thoughts of self-harm!
doctor: Ah, great storyteller The Crypt-Keeper is in town
patient: but SHOCK-tor...
doctor: Ah, great storyteller The Crypt-Keeper is in town
patient: but SHOCK-tor...
November 21, 2023 at 1:25 AM
patient: Doctor, I suffer from CREEP-ession and anx-DIE-ety! I have no CHILL to live and I have in-BOO-sive thoughts of self-harm!
doctor: Ah, great storyteller The Crypt-Keeper is in town
patient: but SHOCK-tor...
doctor: Ah, great storyteller The Crypt-Keeper is in town
patient: but SHOCK-tor...