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Glad that we're commercializing the death of empathy (now for kids!) and telling your family members you think they need to get laid under the thinly veiled guise of a pre-paid "dating" app subscription.
The end is in sight and it ain't pretty.
The end is in sight and it ain't pretty.
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Glad that we're commercializing the death of empathy (now for kids!) and telling your family members you think they need to get laid under the thinly veiled guise of a pre-paid "dating" app subscription.
The end is in sight and it ain't pretty.
The end is in sight and it ain't pretty.
Man, I love getting the exact side effects from the rescue medication I just took to get rid of those symptoms. No notes for this doctor. 10/10 prescription.
a woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her .
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December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Man, I love getting the exact side effects from the rescue medication I just took to get rid of those symptoms. No notes for this doctor. 10/10 prescription.
Not someone mistaking an egret for a housepet on Nextdoor this morning...
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not someone mistaking an egret for a housepet on Nextdoor this morning...
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Have I mentioned how much I love it here?
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Have I mentioned how much I love it here?
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
Art of the Deal, more like Art of the Kneel.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Art of the Deal, more like Art of the Kneel.
There must be a special place in hell for people who post food videos with "comment RECIPE and I'll send it to you :)" as the subject. This is the modern equivalent of recipe gatekeeping from the 50s and is just disgusting behavior.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There must be a special place in hell for people who post food videos with "comment RECIPE and I'll send it to you :)" as the subject. This is the modern equivalent of recipe gatekeeping from the 50s and is just disgusting behavior.
Happy N7 day! Just finished my 3rd playthrough two days ago.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy N7 day! Just finished my 3rd playthrough two days ago.
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HELL YES CHICAGO KICKS ASS AND HATERS KICK ROCKS
After reading Carl Sandburg's "Chicago' poem in full in open court this morning, Federal Judge Sarah Ellis says this about our city:
It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
HELL YES CHICAGO KICKS ASS AND HATERS KICK ROCKS
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Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.
Reading a book for work. Turns out it's very kink-positive.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reading a book for work. Turns out it's very kink-positive.
No Kings Chicago!!! 🇺🇲
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
No Kings Chicago!!! 🇺🇲
We out here. ✊🏻
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We out here. ✊🏻
Me, trying to be healthy and adding protein powder to my coffee every morning and then finding out protein powders contain lead:
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me, trying to be healthy and adding protein powder to my coffee every morning and then finding out protein powders contain lead:
To the person who left this on our door, I don't think it's considered a test if the answer is automatically no every time.
But the line "you are a MURDERER in your heart" does go hard, which I find unfortunate as a steadfast atheist.
But the line "you are a MURDERER in your heart" does go hard, which I find unfortunate as a steadfast atheist.
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To the person who left this on our door, I don't think it's considered a test if the answer is automatically no every time.
But the line "you are a MURDERER in your heart" does go hard, which I find unfortunate as a steadfast atheist.
But the line "you are a MURDERER in your heart" does go hard, which I find unfortunate as a steadfast atheist.
To the person who stole my chocolate bars in the SeaTac: haha get fucked you didn't steal anything important. But also, your mom's a ho and you owe me $30 or exactly one black sesame chocolate bar, or an equivalent.
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
To the person who stole my chocolate bars in the SeaTac: haha get fucked you didn't steal anything important. But also, your mom's a ho and you owe me $30 or exactly one black sesame chocolate bar, or an equivalent.
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God I love Mass Effect.
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
God I love Mass Effect.
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October 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ah yes, a Halloween treadmill. For Halloween. The only season I would ever need it for.
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ah yes, a Halloween treadmill. For Halloween. The only season I would ever need it for.
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My lunch was a disappointment and now I’m a brat.
October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My lunch was a disappointment and now I’m a brat.
What's your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What's your sign?
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before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
Just saw Death Becomes Her, an early nineties film that deserves much more acclaim and a cult following. The plot and FX are *chef's kiss*.
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September 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just saw Death Becomes Her, an early nineties film that deserves much more acclaim and a cult following. The plot and FX are *chef's kiss*.