in an adventure movie mindset
@anais-nin.bsky.social
they/he
a purvoyor of the great canadian vowel shift.
unreasonably anxious & serene.
currently reading: canticle for leibowitz (miller), passport to eternity (ballard)
a purvoyor of the great canadian vowel shift.
unreasonably anxious & serene.
currently reading: canticle for leibowitz (miller), passport to eternity (ballard)
Pinned
*muttering to myself*
"oh man, last night was like a torchwood amv... 😵💫"
"oh man, last night was like a torchwood amv... 😵💫"
"if the devil offered me horse milk, i'd drink it"
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"if the devil offered me horse milk, i'd drink it"
"sorry i was gone so long. i was hunting a cockroach with a knife."
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"sorry i was gone so long. i was hunting a cockroach with a knife."
"it's got cowboy methamphetamine trailer park vibes"
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"it's got cowboy methamphetamine trailer park vibes"
"i'm gonna do well in 20 years when they roll out the bladerunners"
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"i'm gonna do well in 20 years when they roll out the bladerunners"
hey quick everyone put this on
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
hey quick everyone put this on
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it would be so easy for santa to get away with doing a Funny Games
December 25, 2023 at 4:45 AM
it would be so easy for santa to get away with doing a Funny Games
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I beat the shit out of the ghost of christmas past the second he threw back the curtains of my canopy bed. not tonight, you ghastly motherfuckers
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I beat the shit out of the ghost of christmas past the second he threw back the curtains of my canopy bed. not tonight, you ghastly motherfuckers
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Don't forget to leave out a baguette and some soft brie cheese for Santa tonight. He's not French, he just has a particular craving right now, probably hormonal.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Don't forget to leave out a baguette and some soft brie cheese for Santa tonight. He's not French, he just has a particular craving right now, probably hormonal.
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I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
posting less because you're spending time with loved ones is lame. being around your loved ones should stimulate the mind, and the fruits of the mind's stimulation should be revealed by consecutive posting.
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
posting less because you're spending time with loved ones is lame. being around your loved ones should stimulate the mind, and the fruits of the mind's stimulation should be revealed by consecutive posting.
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what if one of those guerilla knit art people accidentally knits over me in my sleep
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
what if one of those guerilla knit art people accidentally knits over me in my sleep
i shall drive as sluttily as i like tyvm
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i shall drive as sluttily as i like tyvm
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
exactly how it feels to send a risky text message
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
exactly how it feels to send a risky text message
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it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self
file folder just called DOUBLOONS in all caps
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
file folder just called DOUBLOONS in all caps
worms on hooks wriggle more
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
worms on hooks wriggle more
i'm having an unfair amount of fun with my little excel formulas today
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i'm having an unfair amount of fun with my little excel formulas today
lana del rey booking her own venues and openers personally, sometimes only days in advance, should not surprise me at all because that's incredibly on brand but... what...
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
lana del rey booking her own venues and openers personally, sometimes only days in advance, should not surprise me at all because that's incredibly on brand but... what...
sad? try rolling ecstatically on the floor while you listen to allie x...
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
sad? try rolling ecstatically on the floor while you listen to allie x...
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
i do love polyamory a whole lot
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i do love polyamory a whole lot
boss gave me a christmas gift (which i did not expect) and even more than that, it is... good?
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
boss gave me a christmas gift (which i did not expect) and even more than that, it is... good?
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rudolph also had a big red ass
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
rudolph also had a big red ass
might as well just put me in a cone
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
might as well just put me in a cone