Anbayabyay
anbayanyay.bsky.social
Anbayabyay
@anbayanyay.bsky.social
Social Media refugee from you-know-where. Stream of consciousness, occasional exploratory devil's advocacy.
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drives a little slower. Capppp-tain Quaalude
talks a little lower
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Her: no, like I'm actually blind. Come find me. White cane. Clothes. Colour? I dunno.
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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always remember:

1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When the bedsheets start
To smell like expensive cheese
It's time to wash them
#haiku
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Don't publish in the Journal of Phenolic Studies. Their editor is Milos Redactovich
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

HIM: *sigh*

ME: The elf-abet!

HIM:…

ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I look at this album cover and it doesn't click for me.

Imagine asking a vegetarian if a medium steak is cooked right. I feel like the art director here had the same relationship to this album cover as the vegetarian has to the steak. "Uh, it ticks all the boxes I guess. Ship it!"
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Let's all make this Christmas jolly
Fill my glass with alcohollie!
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"Oh no! It appears the missile operators mistakenly loaded actual explodey type missiles to fire at the survivors instead of the floaty water wing missiles they were meant to launch at them. It's a real shame. The two look very similar. It's a mistake almost anyone can make."
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Are you a Canadian who's tired of people who get tax free dollars from people wearing collars giving you advice that's against your best interest? Maybe coyly hinting at who you should vote for? Please consider signing this! www.bchumanist.ca/religion_cha...
End the privileged status of religion in charity law
End the taxpayer-supported proselytization.
www.bchumanist.ca
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As Montezuma once said, "When Europe sends us their people, they're not sending their best. They're thieves, they're diseased, they're religious nuts, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people."
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Watching Sacramento. Was there some kind of "patchy beard and needing a haircut" Olympics I was unaware of? I can't tell Michael Cera and Michael Angarano apart.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Just watched Eddington. It really captures the vibe of 2020 -- BLM anger (whether or not any of the unjust deaths were local), COVID-19, mask arguments, paranoia, conspiracy theorising, and social media bubbles. All as a backdrop to a huge company getting what it wants while everyone's distracted.
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
France could have dominated the electronics industry if they didn't insist on giving their elections L'Appellation d'origine contrôlée.
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Maybe heaven and hell* are places that started out exactly the same when they were empty, with the only difference being which people get sent where.

*I don't really believe in either place. It's more a commentary on how the community in a place can make it either nice or terrible.
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If the AI datacenter electricity supply crunch didn't exist, the oil and gas industry would've had to invent it. They must either create a sudden, huge demand for immediately available energy, or accept a near future of managed decline. That'll de-monetize some billionaires and we can't have that!
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The Young and the Restless has been on for how long!? Sorry. At some point, they just gotta call it The Restless.
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"... Oh, Mrs Gluten, are you coming on to me?"
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Novel idea: a billionaire has figured out how to monetize dead labour.
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Maybe death is actually just a loss of agency. Maybe that's why mediation is a good preparation, so you get used to sitting around and watching things happen around you without worrying about intervening.

Though I think we just take a dirt nap.
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Greta Van Enema
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Who are these "innocent bystanders?" Do they vote? Is the US government acting in their name? Maybe they need to nut up and quit pretending to be bystanders.
Source: CNN
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Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business
Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.
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October 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM