saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

ferrying souls off Twitter

Seventy years ago today, a great white shark attacked and sank a lobster dory off Fourchu, Cape Breton. One man drowned and the other survived, clinging to a piece of the boat until he was rescued by another vessel. Teeth extracted from the hull confirmed the shark species.

This is a fried fish account now. Salt and vinegar Miss Vickie’s coated on these fillets, and pan fried.

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

Before and after

I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons

submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency

russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency

Me, switching from deep sea submersible technology to russian military politics

This is the dog in me

I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

putting my logitech controller in turbo mode in a sign of solidarity

This place is like circa 2010 twitter. Nobody talk about Bluesky *over there* or the boomers will find us and ruin it.

I raise you this headline

honestly, this is a serve

You're going in the submarine, Elon