Andrea
andreashannon.bsky.social
Andrea
@andreashannon.bsky.social
Registered dietitian who loves to talk about why you should just eat the damn cookie.
Schrodinger’s exercise: a short 15 minute walk does both nothing to help improve health immediately, and doing it immediately is the key to all health
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Epitome of “if he wanted to, he would” amirite ladies
NEW: Schumer confirms he'll move to pass the Epstein resolution in the Senate tonight by unanimous consent.

"We have an opportunity to get this bill done today and have it on the president's desk to be signed into law tonight."
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is my Roman empire
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don’t know, these e-mails seem way more interesting than Hilary’s
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Poverty is a policy decision.

Concentrated wealth is a policy decision.

Inequality is a policy decision.

Remember this.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Even the floor wants to punch him in the face thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Here’s a gift link (no paywall) to the article, “Catholic bishops condemn ‘indiscriminate mass deportation’ in rare statement”:

wapo.st/448fDw6
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I haven’t read a physical book in so long, it’s a chore to lift it up to read it in bed. What stage capitalism is that
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gotta say- it’s nights like this i’m glad i stopped caring about baseball in 2004
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The thing no one tells you about being a late bloomer is those interest rate changes can really screw you over
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I thought democracy would die in the darkness but looks like it’s dying with clear skies, in 72 degree temps
July 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Marriage
June 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Today my co-worker sent an e-mail making it pretty clear he thought Pride and Juneteenth celebrate the same thing. Sigh.
June 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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No additional commentary needed.
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I had to re-login to Goodreads and my feelings are hurt. What do you mean you don’t know me?!?
May 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
“Cleaning my room”
-childhood punishment vibes
-ends in crying usually
-where did I even get half this shit

“Bedroom reset”
-refreshing
-working on my mental health
-influencer vibes/pay me for an instagram reel
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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“The entire staff of the federal government's Office of Infectious Disease and HIV/AIDS Policy is expected to be laid off.”
RFK Jr. to gut vaccine promotion and HIV prevention office, sources say
Much of the federal government's efforts to buoy lagging childhood vaccination rates have been run through the Office of Infectious Disease and HIV/AIDS Policy.
www.cbsnews.com
March 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."
March 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM