Andrew Beck
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Virologist | Husband | Father | Brother | Good friend and neighbor.
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last christmas i gave you my heart. this christmas i’m giving you my power of attorney.
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
last christmas i gave you my heart. this christmas i’m giving you my power of attorney.
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You cannot hide the soul.
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
You cannot hide the soul.
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The reason Hollywood loves prequels is because narratively zero risk is involved *and* you can stuff more nostalgia into it.
Audiences know Florpo is gonna make it, and will appreciate finding out the mysterious origin of his beloved catchphrase "let's get florping, buddy"
Audiences know Florpo is gonna make it, and will appreciate finding out the mysterious origin of his beloved catchphrase "let's get florping, buddy"
August 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The reason Hollywood loves prequels is because narratively zero risk is involved *and* you can stuff more nostalgia into it.
Audiences know Florpo is gonna make it, and will appreciate finding out the mysterious origin of his beloved catchphrase "let's get florping, buddy"
Audiences know Florpo is gonna make it, and will appreciate finding out the mysterious origin of his beloved catchphrase "let's get florping, buddy"
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The night was cold and dark.
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The night was cold and dark.
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
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Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
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Jennie-o turkey feat. Shaggy
OMG I love this beautiful place
OMG I love this beautiful place
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Jennie-o turkey feat. Shaggy
OMG I love this beautiful place
OMG I love this beautiful place
Thats a boomer take on things
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thats a boomer take on things
Vibe in my house today
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Vibe in my house today
Yes what happened
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yes what happened
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
I propose an AI model trained on garbage powerpoints
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I propose an AI model trained on garbage powerpoints
::sound of evangelicals dusting off the ol' "King David special"::
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
::sound of evangelicals dusting off the ol' "King David special"::
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I don't think you can understand... hell, quite a lot about recent American politics... without appreciating what it means that revelations of institutional sex abuse have repeatedly torn through major conservative social institutions like the Black Death.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don't think you can understand... hell, quite a lot about recent American politics... without appreciating what it means that revelations of institutional sex abuse have repeatedly torn through major conservative social institutions like the Black Death.
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Vast sin-concealing chaos
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Vast sin-concealing chaos
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A wind came.
It blew across the land.
It blew across the land.
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A wind came.
It blew across the land.
It blew across the land.
Millennial vibes today
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Millennial vibes today
Coming up on the Dave Ramsey show, our next caller wants to know if it's biblical to make it rain
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Coming up on the Dave Ramsey show, our next caller wants to know if it's biblical to make it rain
Also, there’s no wrong way to eat a rhesus
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Also, there’s no wrong way to eat a rhesus
Somebody call Dustin Hoffman
Aggressive monkeys that escaped from overturned truck in Jasper County killed, officials confirm
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.
www.wapt.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Somebody call Dustin Hoffman
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Social media when Taylor Swift puts a new album out.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Social media when Taylor Swift puts a new album out.
Welp, rapture is apparently tomorrow. First one here can have my truck.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Welp, rapture is apparently tomorrow. First one here can have my truck.