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Every audiobook I listened to in 2025

The 5 that especially stuck with me:

Bloodlands
The Fort Bragg Cartel
The Plot Against America
Careless People
The Devil Reached Toward the Sky
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Love actually is the worst movie on the planet
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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why would they program r2d2 to be all fun loving and sassy. not that i'm complaining. but if i bought him for my moisture farm it'd piss me off. tho probably every now and then he'd fire off a roast that just DESTROYS my homosexual translator robot and i'm all, Get back to work!, but i'm laughin too
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The Substance is a Christmas movie
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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In 2004, someone (probably Karl Rove) had 6 fake documents about George W. Bush’s time in the Texas Air National Guard sent to CBS News.

Once Dan Rather reported on them, the documents were promptly revealed as fakes — effectively discrediting of all other evidence of GWB being a drunken failson.
1. Keep your eye on the ball, people

That Epstein-Larry Nassar letter has fake written all over it -- N. Virginia postmark, after JE's death, in a handwriting that appears not his own

It's hard not to think DOJ WANTED this out there to then be debunked and thus discredit every mention of Trump...
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Substance is a Christmas movie
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why not really go for it and decorate the boat with a bunch of that neoclassical scrambled eggs gold shit all over the Oval Office walls?
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The way late 80's suburban moms pronounced "Nin-ten-do" like three separate words is etched in my brain forever.
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Were there historics in there you didn't get the first time?"
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You couldn't make Trading Places today.
(Part of it was filmed at the World Trade Center)
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[CNBC waiting room]

Me: [chanting] data centers, data centers-

Other guests: data centers, DATA CENTERS

Jim Cramer: [pounding his clipboard] DATA CENTERS, DATA CENTERS, DATA CENTERS!
Jim Cramer: " I think that we don't have enough people that are building data centers."

Trump economic advisor Kevin Hassett: " The president, and his team, has put together a plan to rapidly accelerate data centers..."
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Damn, RIP to a legend.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Enjoy your Saturday, friends.
Big Sean vs Dave Matthews Band - IDFWU x Ants Marching
YouTube video by That Hustle
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Midnight screening of Wolf of Wall Street at Arclight Hollywood (rip). Two women in the front row got into a screaming match that escalated into a fist fight during the scene where Leo does blow off a woman's asshole. It took 5 minutes for theater personnel to arrive and kick them out.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Saying the dril Blowjob Brothers tweet in my head at every new pic I see from the Epstein estate photo dump
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Street Fighter!"

*split-kicks unaware Bam into a moving car*
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Last night I dreamt I was at an orgy. Tim Allen showed up and started doing crowd work. I woke up pretty quick after that.
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ted's son also threw his phone across the room in fright after watching "The Arrival of a Train."
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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The Sims teaches you as a teen that if you just have overhead lighting you’ll sob uncontrollably for no clear reason.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Throwing the drone raid mission to beat the spread and let my pals win the parlay.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People on here will post anything. "Dillon Brooks is a potential all-star." No he isn't. That isn't true.
The NBA 2025-26 season has seen a historic flood of emerging stars.

With All-Star Weekend just a couple of months away, the question is: which of these players will earn their first All-Star nod?
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was on a job in North Carolina over the summer and lots of the out of town crew kept commenting on how inexpensive the homes in the Outter Banks were and... yeah brother, have you looked up what an insurance policy on those homes costs, if you can even get one?
Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.

Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM