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Booger
@andyblye.bsky.social
One-time journalist, two-time father
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December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Hot Take! This potato! Please take it! it's super hot and I've been juggling it for five minutes with no where to put it! Ah! Oooh Ah ow! Hot!
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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i just started playing nv for the first time and this was on my for you lol
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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what's funnier than december 1st?
december 2nd 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Remembering that there are pies
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM