miffy4boys
@andyfach.bsky.social
Older than I imagined but yet somehow younger than I feel. Oof...
Managed to take this photo by accident. Clearly Sr. Heron didn't want his picture taken...
That'll do.
#heron
#rhsbridgewater
#accidentalphoto
#notacat
That'll do.
#heron
#rhsbridgewater
#accidentalphoto
#notacat
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Managed to take this photo by accident. Clearly Sr. Heron didn't want his picture taken...
That'll do.
#heron
#rhsbridgewater
#accidentalphoto
#notacat
That'll do.
#heron
#rhsbridgewater
#accidentalphoto
#notacat
So you has new phone. Waste of times. No one ringings you. Why you not call a cab for your common senses as they clearly left the building some times ago, yes...
#asymmetricaudrrey
#catfriday
#catsofbluesky
#weebugger
#asymmetricaudrrey
#catfriday
#catsofbluesky
#weebugger
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
So you has new phone. Waste of times. No one ringings you. Why you not call a cab for your common senses as they clearly left the building some times ago, yes...
#asymmetricaudrrey
#catfriday
#catsofbluesky
#weebugger
#asymmetricaudrrey
#catfriday
#catsofbluesky
#weebugger
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Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
Veganuary always starts with a bloody bank holiday and no vegans left in the shops...
I just end up eating what I have left in the cupboards until I can get some fresh vegans.
Stupid Sunday opening hours. Need to plan better next year...
I just end up eating what I have left in the cupboards until I can get some fresh vegans.
Stupid Sunday opening hours. Need to plan better next year...
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Veganuary always starts with a bloody bank holiday and no vegans left in the shops...
I just end up eating what I have left in the cupboards until I can get some fresh vegans.
Stupid Sunday opening hours. Need to plan better next year...
I just end up eating what I have left in the cupboards until I can get some fresh vegans.
Stupid Sunday opening hours. Need to plan better next year...
The one conversation my parents had with me about sex went thus - "I see you're using protection..." (after finding condoms in my drawer)
The end.
1980s Parenting. The movie. Coming to a streaming service near you. Probably.
#parenting
#screwedup
#johnnybags
The end.
1980s Parenting. The movie. Coming to a streaming service near you. Probably.
#parenting
#screwedup
#johnnybags
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The one conversation my parents had with me about sex went thus - "I see you're using protection..." (after finding condoms in my drawer)
The end.
1980s Parenting. The movie. Coming to a streaming service near you. Probably.
#parenting
#screwedup
#johnnybags
The end.
1980s Parenting. The movie. Coming to a streaming service near you. Probably.
#parenting
#screwedup
#johnnybags
They say every Yin has its Yang...
Scotland has yet to produce it's Big Yang.
The world awaits. 2026 could be the year...
#billyconnolly
#thebigyin
Scotland has yet to produce it's Big Yang.
The world awaits. 2026 could be the year...
#billyconnolly
#thebigyin
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
They say every Yin has its Yang...
Scotland has yet to produce it's Big Yang.
The world awaits. 2026 could be the year...
#billyconnolly
#thebigyin
Scotland has yet to produce it's Big Yang.
The world awaits. 2026 could be the year...
#billyconnolly
#thebigyin
All very important dates... Well, apart from that fountain pen nonsense for us southpaws...
Stationery Holidays 2026
Jan 12 Clean Your Desk Day
Mar 9 Fill Your Stapler Day
Mar 30 ✏️Day
Apr 15 Eraser Day
Apr 29 Stationery Day
May 15 Notebook Day
May 29 📎 Day
June 10 Pen Day
Aug 1 Stationery Shop Day
Sept 1 Letter Writing Day
Oct 1 Postcard Day
Oct 14 Graph Paper Day
Nov 7 Fountain Pen Day
Jan 12 Clean Your Desk Day
Mar 9 Fill Your Stapler Day
Mar 30 ✏️Day
Apr 15 Eraser Day
Apr 29 Stationery Day
May 15 Notebook Day
May 29 📎 Day
June 10 Pen Day
Aug 1 Stationery Shop Day
Sept 1 Letter Writing Day
Oct 1 Postcard Day
Oct 14 Graph Paper Day
Nov 7 Fountain Pen Day
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
All very important dates... Well, apart from that fountain pen nonsense for us southpaws...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Bridget Bardot. Sad that she became one of those people who would fight for the rights of animals and yet fight to treat people like animals. Loved her when I was young. How the good go bad... Fuck.
Bridget Bardot. Sad that she became one of those people who would fight for the rights of animals and yet fight to treat people like animals. Loved her when I was young. How the good go bad... Fuck.
Brigitte Bardot, French screen legend, dies aged 91
Emmanuel Macron leads tributes to actor who became an international sex symbol and later embraced animal rights and far-right politics
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Bridget Bardot. Sad that she became one of those people who would fight for the rights of animals and yet fight to treat people like animals. Loved her when I was young. How the good go bad... Fuck.
Bridget Bardot. Sad that she became one of those people who would fight for the rights of animals and yet fight to treat people like animals. Loved her when I was young. How the good go bad... Fuck.
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
The Junky’s Christmas: William S. Burrough’s Dark Claymation Christmas Film Produced by Francis Ford Coppola (1993)
The Junky’s Christmas: William S. Burrough’s Dark Claymation Christmas Film Produced by Francis Ford Coppola (1993)
Back in 1993, the Beat writer William S. Burroughs wrote and narrated a 21-minute claymation Christmas film oddly produced by Francis Ford Coppola. And, as you can well imagine, it's not your normal h...
www.openculture.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Boxing Day for those who need such things... Like me.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Boxing Day for those who need such things... Like me.
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
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President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
Watched some of a wee kids show at a in-sins house... They have a massive TV.
Watching weird toddler cartoons on a screen the size of a mattress is really trippy...
It's not something I'd recommend on a already crazy Christmas day.
#skyglass
#christmas2025
#INeedALieDown
#SoTired
Watching weird toddler cartoons on a screen the size of a mattress is really trippy...
It's not something I'd recommend on a already crazy Christmas day.
#skyglass
#christmas2025
#INeedALieDown
#SoTired
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Watched some of a wee kids show at a in-sins house... They have a massive TV.
Watching weird toddler cartoons on a screen the size of a mattress is really trippy...
It's not something I'd recommend on a already crazy Christmas day.
#skyglass
#christmas2025
#INeedALieDown
#SoTired
Watching weird toddler cartoons on a screen the size of a mattress is really trippy...
It's not something I'd recommend on a already crazy Christmas day.
#skyglass
#christmas2025
#INeedALieDown
#SoTired
Someone wants to say Felix Navy Dads
#asymmetricaudrey
#christmas2025
#peaceandlove
#catWednesday
#castsofbluesky
#asymmetricaudrey
#christmas2025
#peaceandlove
#catWednesday
#castsofbluesky
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Someone wants to say Felix Navy Dads
#asymmetricaudrey
#christmas2025
#peaceandlove
#catWednesday
#castsofbluesky
#asymmetricaudrey
#christmas2025
#peaceandlove
#catWednesday
#castsofbluesky
Holding out for A Muppet Resident Evil...
It's a long shot, I admit but it's Christmas and miracles do happen.
#muppets
#residentevil
#lifegoals
It's a long shot, I admit but it's Christmas and miracles do happen.
#muppets
#residentevil
#lifegoals
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Holding out for A Muppet Resident Evil...
It's a long shot, I admit but it's Christmas and miracles do happen.
#muppets
#residentevil
#lifegoals
It's a long shot, I admit but it's Christmas and miracles do happen.
#muppets
#residentevil
#lifegoals
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
It's nearly whatmas...?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's nearly whatmas...?
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
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Pharmacist: I see what's gone wrong. You ordered your medication in time for Christmas
Me: what's wrong with that?
Pharmacist: that gave us time to lose it
Me: so what happens now?
Pharmacist: you need to wait
Me: what for?
Pharmacist: while we confirm that you must have done something wrong
Me: what's wrong with that?
Pharmacist: that gave us time to lose it
Me: so what happens now?
Pharmacist: you need to wait
Me: what for?
Pharmacist: while we confirm that you must have done something wrong
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Pharmacist: I see what's gone wrong. You ordered your medication in time for Christmas
Me: what's wrong with that?
Pharmacist: that gave us time to lose it
Me: so what happens now?
Pharmacist: you need to wait
Me: what for?
Pharmacist: while we confirm that you must have done something wrong
Me: what's wrong with that?
Pharmacist: that gave us time to lose it
Me: so what happens now?
Pharmacist: you need to wait
Me: what for?
Pharmacist: while we confirm that you must have done something wrong
Merry Christmas Savings And Loan...
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#LoveItsAWonderfulLife
#bekind
#peaceandlove
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#LoveItsAWonderfulLife
#bekind
#peaceandlove
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Merry Christmas Savings And Loan...
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#LoveItsAWonderfulLife
#bekind
#peaceandlove
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#LoveItsAWonderfulLife
#bekind
#peaceandlove
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Need a guide through the mystical maze of Afflecks? Here, take this for the road ahead 🏮#afflecks #manchester #norse #boardgames #relicandroll
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Need a guide through the mystical maze of Afflecks? Here, take this for the road ahead 🏮#afflecks #manchester #norse #boardgames #relicandroll
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What the point of the website 'Find my Past' if it can't tell me where I put my wallet last night...?
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What the point of the website 'Find my Past' if it can't tell me where I put my wallet last night...?
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
www.nts.live/shows/blue-s...
Christmas with John Waters... Beautiful!
#johnwaters
#nts
#christmas
#nsfw
#purefilth
Christmas with John Waters... Beautiful!
#johnwaters
#nts
#christmas
#nsfw
#purefilth
Blue Screen w/ John Waters & Amar (Christmas Special) 4th December 2024
Playing Christmas, Talk. The Pope of Trash himself, John Waters appears on Blue Screen with Amar for a quick chat about embracing Christmas –– accompanied by a selection of off-kilter novelty songs fo...
www.nts.live
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
www.nts.live/shows/blue-s...
Christmas with John Waters... Beautiful!
#johnwaters
#nts
#christmas
#nsfw
#purefilth
Christmas with John Waters... Beautiful!
#johnwaters
#nts
#christmas
#nsfw
#purefilth