Andy
andyisaparsnip.bsky.social
Andy
@andyisaparsnip.bsky.social
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Ngl, I don’t think the queen who went home should’ve even been in the Bottom 2 🤷🏻‍♂️ #DragRace
January 10, 2026 at 11:33 AM
BLOODY DO IT KEIR
The United Kingdom is considering banning X/Twitter, The Telegraph reports.

Concerns were raised after users utilized Grok, X’s AI chatbot, to digitally undress women and children.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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I understand the pressures on the BBC, but Radio 4's coverage of the Minneapolis shooting is an example of "bad balance".

It's all "the Trump regime says she was a terrorist, but Democrats say it was murder".

The BBC has the footage. It doesn't have to treat truth and falsehood as equally valid.
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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so, joking aside, I do really dislike this dynamic

one of the reasons I very rarely get in fights On Here (aside from finding it personally upsetting) is that I believe that most people on the left-liberal spectrum have their hearts in the right place and prefer to direct my ire at people who don't
I see it’s that time of the month again
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Under the latest plans, immigrants could wait 15, 20, and even 30 years to obtain citizenship. This will effect everyone from refugees, to healthcare workers, to parents of British citizens, and many more. Sign this petition to stop this change.
✍️ Please sign and share my latest petition!

In November, the government announced plans to amend the British Nationality Act to make citizenship harder to obtain.

So after migrants meet new ILR requirements, they'll wait longer, pay more, jump through MORE hoops.

🧵 Here's why this is unfair… /1
Petition: Do not increase the time migrants with ILR need to wait to apply for citizenship
We ask the Government and Parliament not to amend the British Nationality Act 1981 to increase the qualifying period for migrants with indefinite leave to remain (ILR) to become eligible to apply for ...
petition.parliament.uk
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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BREAKING: “What is becoming increasingly apparent is the falsehoods that were peddled by Nigel Farage and others at the time of the Brexit referendum…all you had to do was leave the EU & you would have £350m a week for your NHS, well it hasn’t materialised”

PM Keir Starmer
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Now we move to political analysis from two failed former Tory MPs who appear to have the audacity to sit in a TV studio and opine on the state of a country they collectively ruined via 14 years of utterly abysmal administration, austerity and Brexit

#bbclaurak
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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If Trump’s concern was drugs, he’d not have pardoned Honduras’s corrupt leader; if terrorism, he’d have gone after Iran; if world order, Russia; if preserving US power, China. If democracy, human rights or humanitarian motive, dozens of other worthy cases. What’s left is oil. And Epstein.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Conspiracy theory: Harriett is @barristersecret.bsky.social ….🤭 #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
GAG him Reece!!!!!! #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Remember when the right-wing press and the private schools lobby said VAT would mean an exodus to state schools causing a crisis? Not so much.

(From this FT analysis: www.ft.com/content/c979...)
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
No hate at all to the (very lovely and talented!) queen who was saved - but she’d been in the bottom countless times and simply didn’t do well enough in that lip sync to justify being saved!!!!! #CanadasDragRace
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I am SEETHING at that utterly foolish elimination - she won that lip sync!!!!!!!! #CanadasDragRace
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Matt, Faraaz, Sam and Stephen are so fit #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Instinctively liked this, but in actual fact this release fills me with dread
🚨KATSEYE announce new single, “Internet Girl,” out this Friday.
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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God honestly. Doesn’t this just sum up Reform. And their plastic patriotism.
Can’t even give a straight answer or follow the rules on their unbelievably naff merch.
So on brand.
Oh well. You sell or wear one of these, you’ve told us all we need to know about you.

(iPaper)
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM