Andy
@andymckmck.bsky.social
Cats! Books! Bad jokes! 🏳️🌈 he/him. Chicago
Ban the dramatic construct “it’s not x, it’s Y” from existence.
Don’t get me started on the inanely recursive AI “conclusion” using three adjectives in a row, often offset by an em-dash.
Don’t get me started on the inanely recursive AI “conclusion” using three adjectives in a row, often offset by an em-dash.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ban the dramatic construct “it’s not x, it’s Y” from existence.
Don’t get me started on the inanely recursive AI “conclusion” using three adjectives in a row, often offset by an em-dash.
Don’t get me started on the inanely recursive AI “conclusion” using three adjectives in a row, often offset by an em-dash.
To have the aura of the jazz fleutist in “California Dreamin’” or the cowbell percussionist — yes, even including Will Ferrell — in “Don’t Fear the Reaper.” They just don’t make esoteric instrumental solos like they used to (and don’t come at me about Lizzo, multi-hyphenates don’t count)
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
To have the aura of the jazz fleutist in “California Dreamin’” or the cowbell percussionist — yes, even including Will Ferrell — in “Don’t Fear the Reaper.” They just don’t make esoteric instrumental solos like they used to (and don’t come at me about Lizzo, multi-hyphenates don’t count)
Rather than hire you with all my Wrapped / Recap / Remix details let me just say this:
I'm sweet, and I'm icy and strange
Indecisive, obsessive, I crave
A glass of ice-cold champagne
I'm sweet, and I'm icy and strange
Indecisive, obsessive, I crave
A glass of ice-cold champagne
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Rather than hire you with all my Wrapped / Recap / Remix details let me just say this:
I'm sweet, and I'm icy and strange
Indecisive, obsessive, I crave
A glass of ice-cold champagne
I'm sweet, and I'm icy and strange
Indecisive, obsessive, I crave
A glass of ice-cold champagne
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i aspire to be like the final route heroine in a visual novel who constantly appears during other routes to vaguely hint at what the plot is before leaving
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i aspire to be like the final route heroine in a visual novel who constantly appears during other routes to vaguely hint at what the plot is before leaving
Texting someone earlier and almost used "erstwhile" when I meant to write "ersatz" (But didn't! Though not an intellectual I am also NOT a heathen.) Anyway now I want to find a way to turn my pre-dementia scatterbrain idiocy into a podcast. Working title: Malapropism Priapism. Who's with me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Texting someone earlier and almost used "erstwhile" when I meant to write "ersatz" (But didn't! Though not an intellectual I am also NOT a heathen.) Anyway now I want to find a way to turn my pre-dementia scatterbrain idiocy into a podcast. Working title: Malapropism Priapism. Who's with me.
So pleased I was able to find a way to convince my editor (who is also me, myself) to stet the phrase "gently fingering a baguette" stillandy.substack.com/p/hows-your-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So pleased I was able to find a way to convince my editor (who is also me, myself) to stet the phrase "gently fingering a baguette" stillandy.substack.com/p/hows-your-...
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Oh no my thumb slipped and liked seven of your photos all at once
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh no my thumb slipped and liked seven of your photos all at once
You know a bibliography hates to see me coming
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
You know a bibliography hates to see me coming
Trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty
“It’s a fine line between choking and getting off,” @bubbasparky.bsky.social wisely
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“It’s a fine line between choking and getting off,” @bubbasparky.bsky.social wisely
I am truly surprised at how Victorian Gen Z sensibilities are, particularly when it comes to hiding the ankle with athletic socks. Hashtag free the Achilles
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am truly surprised at how Victorian Gen Z sensibilities are, particularly when it comes to hiding the ankle with athletic socks. Hashtag free the Achilles
This is not my first time reposting this and it will not be my last
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is not my first time reposting this and it will not be my last
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The eternal question: what percent of the grocery store population day before Thanksgiving will be grandmothers getting their last forgotten ingredients, harassed straight men avoiding their family, and/or cruising gay men
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The eternal question: what percent of the grocery store population day before Thanksgiving will be grandmothers getting their last forgotten ingredients, harassed straight men avoiding their family, and/or cruising gay men
The irony is that he’s actually much more of a Sour Patch Kids fan than
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The irony is that he’s actually much more of a Sour Patch Kids fan than
Isn’t it funny when someone is so super friendly and happy to see you in private or at house parties but then gives you a cold shoulder in public? Like “I will only acknowledge your existence so long as I can derive social currency from your hotness or success or material wealth”
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Isn’t it funny when someone is so super friendly and happy to see you in private or at house parties but then gives you a cold shoulder in public? Like “I will only acknowledge your existence so long as I can derive social currency from your hotness or success or material wealth”
Listen, I find myself to be quite hilarious and charming
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Listen, I find myself to be quite hilarious and charming
A prayer of ✨ 🔮 m a n i f e s t a t i o n 🔮 ✨
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A prayer of ✨ 🔮 m a n i f e s t a t i o n 🔮 ✨
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
Reposted by Andy
I am such a Frank Herbert fanboy like literally the older I get the more I am like yes, this is how the world works, sometimes space witches come back from other galaxies and you just have to hope you have also been trained in the art of psychosexual manipulation
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am such a Frank Herbert fanboy like literally the older I get the more I am like yes, this is how the world works, sometimes space witches come back from other galaxies and you just have to hope you have also been trained in the art of psychosexual manipulation
Omg you guys I cannot believe “Dashing Home for Christmas” (2020) was NOT ai generated. I mean — like — are we sure that human creativity is always superior?
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Omg you guys I cannot believe “Dashing Home for Christmas” (2020) was NOT ai generated. I mean — like — are we sure that human creativity is always superior?
I love seeing people’s Wicked 2 green and pink Friendsgiving tablescapes in their front windows
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love seeing people’s Wicked 2 green and pink Friendsgiving tablescapes in their front windows
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
She’s been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
She’s been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty