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Andymonium
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fuck ICE | free Palestine | it's all just so stupid | I found my gender in a Waffle House parking lot | any pronouns, bring your own, get weird with it

streaming schedule: twitch.tv/andymonium/schedule
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Twice in one day, this man is telling the world that you won’t be able to tell New Yorkers nothing
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Do you ever think "I should do a craft with Barbies!" and then next thing you know you're using pi to calculate something called an "inner stringer"? 🥲 Yeah, me neither.

Watch the whole Dream House medieval makeover on YouTube: youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
...oh my fucking god are you serious
oh...

...OH!

OH THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT MY RECURRING EAR ISSUES!
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Babe wake up the spiders are making OCs
Here's a moment of wonder for you: spiders that craft spider decoys! Two species of orb-weavers in Peru and the Philippines cobble together web structures out of plant bits and prey corpses that look like bigger spiders, possibly to distract spider-eating predators 🧪
Cyclosa Menge, 1866 (Araneidae) Orb‐Weavers Build Stabilimenta That Resemble Larger Spiders
The orb-weaving spider Cyclosa longicauda from Peru constructs unique stabilimenta from detritus and silk that visually resemble a larger spider. This previously undescribed behavior likely functions...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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the single most important guy at any football stadium is the one responsible for calibrating the DOINK noise
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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everything is bad except for when i play video games with my friends
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Bird Break:
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Reminding myself that the little things I'm doing for my health are still valid and valuable and that the real reason I feel exhausted all the time is not that they aren't helping it's The Fucking Fascism
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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The murder is horrific and traumatizing enough but for us black and brown folks the breathless "this doesn't happen here" / "this is beyond the pale" *compounds* the grief
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Raleigh 'pay what you can' restaurant celebrates 8 years in business

A Place at the Table opened in January 2018 on West Hargett St. in downtown Raleigh. The restaurant will celebrate by serving cake and handing out balloons.
Raleigh 'pay what you can' restaurant celebrates 8 years in business
A Place at the Table opened in January 2018 on West Hargett St. in downtown Raleigh. The restaurant will celebrate by serving cake and handing out balloons.
www.wral.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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<to the tune of pink pony club> gay hockey show
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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I love these little freaks so much
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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DDDDD
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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I love Snorse
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Yes
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Shocking nobody, I *love* this Magic x Jim Henson collaboration.

Amazed to learn that literal Brian Henson directed it!

Possibly even more than the actual short, I adore that artists who worked on it are gushing in the comments about their excitement at working on it 😄

youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ
A Boggart Ballad | Lorwyn Eclipsed Official Trailer | Magic: The Gathering
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM