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I'm here only until ads ruin this app too.
Sitting next to a group of teenagers at Disneyland.

I've lost count of the number of times I've heard the word, "bro".
June 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
On today's episode of, "DUH"
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"I'm so glad to be child-free! "

- my brain as I eat a wonderful breakfast at Disneyland while I watch a woman who can't sit down to eat her meal because her kid starts crying the minute she puts him back in his stroller.
May 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm at Disneyland today and I'm definitely noticing a trend among Gen Alpha boys:
1. Broccoli heads
2. Baggy clothes
3. House slippers

🤣🤣🤣
April 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Our time is coming.
Ozymandias
March 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere

The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
March 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me walking out of the store with a dozen organic pasture-raised eggs:
a black and white photo of a woman in a costume with the words `` out of my way peasants '' written below her .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a costume with the words `` out of my way peasants '' written below her .
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Hell is any traditional doctor's waiting room in Los Angeles.

We have way too many people in this fucking city.
March 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Looking forward to a nice weekend before I begin another week of being on the rickety ass emotional rollercoaster that is my job.

I wish they'd just fire me.
March 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This is not wrong.
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
March 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So, death penalty to cop killers, but let's pardon all the insurrectionists who actually harmed and caused the death of police officers.

Makes total sense.
a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah
ALT: a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Slava Ukraini, PERIOD. 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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With tired eyes and coffee breath, we all begin our Monday trudge that feels like death.
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Simply existing right now is one of the hardest things I'm tackling every day.

I'm sure I'm not alone.
February 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She gave the nation a chance to elect her, and they chose Velveeta Voldemort. She doesn't owe anyone a thing.
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One hundred thousand percent.
-The Question: How the hell did we get here?
-The Answer: Citizens United.
February 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As Jack Nicholson's Joker said in Batman...

"I'm glad you're dead."
I'm genuinely sorry for your personal loss.

But not for our nation's loss. Your brother was a toxic, lying influence that instrumentally contributed to the current environment of hate, division, and disinformation.

We are all better without him. Bye, girl!
February 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Bold of you to assume Americans will ever care.
How many plane crashes and mass shootings will it take for Americans to care about their own safety? 🤔
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am trying to find joy where I can.

But my view of the world and my future is very bleak.
We need to remember what we’re capable of. Every day let your mind be blown by something you do, read, listen to, or create. That is one way we get through this—to remain open to everything that is wondrous in the world.

www.marytrump.org/p/what-it-co...
What It Costs Us
Creativity and empathy, from the depths of despair
www.marytrump.org
February 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Now we know the answer to Biff's question, "Hello?! Anybody home??"

The answer is a resounding no.
It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
February 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Blows my mind that the same wyt people that complain they couldn't understand Kendrick are the same ones who didn't have a problem with Eddie Vedder.

#yellowledbetteranyone
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
An average 30 second ad costs around 8 million dollars.

It's never been about actually helping people in need.
Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every year, the people who think they're too cool/enlightened/morally superior to watch the super bowl always come out of the woodwork to announce they're not watching. And they all look like this:
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Someone took Super Bowl LIX seriously.
Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM