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Bean
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I'm just a guy
Literally everyone: you should never continue knitting through pain, it'll cause long term injuries

My adhd-riddled, hyperfocused brain: literally nothing will bring you joy right now except knitting
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Little old lady at the thrift store today had a pet carrier backpack with five little birds hanging out in it. One let me pet his lil beak. Merry Christmas to me. 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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does anyone want to give me $10,000
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
VIC IN THE DOME
I REPEAT

VIC
IN
THE
DOME
A very important person is joining us for their first time in the Dome! Please welcome... Vic Michaelis! 🥳☀️

The trailer for the new season of Dimension 20 premieres TOMORROW at 10:30 AM PT / 1:30 PM ET! 👀

📸: Kate Elliott

#Dimension20NewSeason
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.

His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."

He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
god have you seen my bestie? ethereal
Amazing birthday morning so far. 🥰💕
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Had a real scary drive to the gym this morning, but I did the damn thing and only whined minimally
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Worked all day at the book sale and now I want to not see another person for at least 12 hours.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Deeply sad to admit that I'm already moving towards a RSI from knitting 😭 how do the little old ladies do it?
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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drying my hair is a 2 phase boss fight
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Been rewatching Desperate Housewives bc I like dramatic TV when I'm sad and I just gotta say, I still fucking hate Tom Scavo as much as I did when I was 10 years old.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I spent the entire day at work dying to get home and knit, only to come home and clean out my garage instead, I guess?
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i am so TIRED of COUGHING
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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“i asked chat gpt” well i asked my dad
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
First snow of the year + me being sick = cozy pellet stove day baybeeee
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The real reason Brian Murphy goes by his last name is because he secretly knew all along he was destined to be an Axford.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My worst trait is that I tell people I love to read but what I really love is to have *read*. I don't want to sit still with this book for hours, I want to absorb it into my consciousness and then stare at it on my shelf for the next decade.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Thinking about the cat I saw at PetSmart today that reminded me SO much of my boy we lost in 2020. i do NOT need another cat but I WANT this one so bad 😭
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Happy Halloween I went to a restaurant alone to eat a burger and now I'm gonna go home and knit with my cats
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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kobold wife, happy life
October 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Schneeble is my lord and savior
Screeble Churu Time.
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM