Angsty Pollyanna
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I am that auntie.
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Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
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Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
"It's like if you gave a priapic caveman a blackberry"
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"It's like if you gave a priapic caveman a blackberry"
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
parades motherfuckers
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
parades motherfuckers
she good at this
Let us in. Hold ICE accountable. Tear down the fence.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less.
Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
she good at this
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I haven’t been paying attention. Did we ever rule out Ted Cruz as the zodiac killer?
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I haven’t been paying attention. Did we ever rule out Ted Cruz as the zodiac killer?
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This is who Charlie Kirk was: defector.com/this-is-who-...
This Is Who Charlie Kirk Was | Defector
Certainly the dead tend to be thought of more fondly than they were in life. Still, it’s quite disorienting to watch American institutions obediently line up to display the utmost solemnity for a…
defector.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is who Charlie Kirk was: defector.com/this-is-who-...
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Donald Trump, FBI informant circa 1983, working a Ramada Inn as a deeply discounted undercover escort.
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Donald Trump, FBI informant circa 1983, working a Ramada Inn as a deeply discounted undercover escort.
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"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
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It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories.
August 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories.
Flucky #natbarn #happyhuntingground #charsidoodle
*where some of our beloved family pets rest in peace ❤️
*where some of our beloved family pets rest in peace ❤️
July 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Flucky #natbarn #happyhuntingground #charsidoodle
*where some of our beloved family pets rest in peace ❤️
*where some of our beloved family pets rest in peace ❤️
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Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
Melvin Klein Jeans
I was beginning to doubt her existence.
I was beginning to doubt her existence.
July 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Melvin Klein Jeans
I was beginning to doubt her existence.
I was beginning to doubt her existence.
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i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.
July 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.
