"Alice"
@ankarstian.bsky.social
CEO, COO, and CFO at Ergod Industries
currently it/its
Frequently interacts with NSFW peeps so 🔞 is at least suggested.
Form and gender are fluid. Use whatever pronouns you think are best.
currently it/its
Frequently interacts with NSFW peeps so 🔞 is at least suggested.
Form and gender are fluid. Use whatever pronouns you think are best.
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"Alice"
@ankarstian.bsky.social
· May 15
If anyone wants to add me on discord/telegram, my username is the same on there that it is on here. Feel free to add me if you wanna talk about my art or maybe do some RP~
holy shit shes transitioned
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
holy shit shes transitioned
twin peaks - all bosses no damage
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
twin peaks - all bosses no damage
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INFLATION WRAPPED
You spent 8758 hours this year inflated - that's a new record!
You floated off into the atmosphere 13 times - what a view!
Your largest diameter was 173 feet - bigger than a football field!
Your longest coherent sentence was "Wait, what are you doing with that hos-MMMMPH!?"
You spent 8758 hours this year inflated - that's a new record!
You floated off into the atmosphere 13 times - what a view!
Your largest diameter was 173 feet - bigger than a football field!
Your longest coherent sentence was "Wait, what are you doing with that hos-MMMMPH!?"
December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
INFLATION WRAPPED
You spent 8758 hours this year inflated - that's a new record!
You floated off into the atmosphere 13 times - what a view!
Your largest diameter was 173 feet - bigger than a football field!
Your longest coherent sentence was "Wait, what are you doing with that hos-MMMMPH!?"
You spent 8758 hours this year inflated - that's a new record!
You floated off into the atmosphere 13 times - what a view!
Your largest diameter was 173 feet - bigger than a football field!
Your longest coherent sentence was "Wait, what are you doing with that hos-MMMMPH!?"
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Top story on local news, just after The War Between The Land and the Sea. A protest swim about pollution cancelled due to …pollution.
Santa swim sewage protest at Gyllyngvase Beach cancelled
A campaign group cancels a Santa swim in Falmouth after South West Water discharges storm overflow.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Top story on local news, just after The War Between The Land and the Sea. A protest swim about pollution cancelled due to …pollution.
I vaguely remembered a meme that was basically this existing but couldn't find it so I just made it myself lol
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I vaguely remembered a meme that was basically this existing but couldn't find it so I just made it myself lol
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btw if you haven't already please make sure you're signed up for the rabbit census. this data is really important. anyway im gonna start counting. one, two, three, four,
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
btw if you haven't already please make sure you're signed up for the rabbit census. this data is really important. anyway im gonna start counting. one, two, three, four,
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When you invite Juniper over for Thanksgiving and let her crash at your place
Skuntank with the big tummy ache 😖
That couch is never gonna smell the same...
Drawn by @bitecreep.bsky.social ✨
#skuntank #furryfart #fart #belch #furryart
That couch is never gonna smell the same...
Drawn by @bitecreep.bsky.social ✨
#skuntank #furryfart #fart #belch #furryart
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When you invite Juniper over for Thanksgiving and let her crash at your place
I think about this video every so often
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think about this video every so often
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
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Ever wanted to make your boyfriend look more like a water bed, well we got the app for you!
Two paged sequence for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social!
If you want to see a higher quality version check it out on fa: www.furaffinity.net/view/63085118/
Two paged sequence for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social!
If you want to see a higher quality version check it out on fa: www.furaffinity.net/view/63085118/
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ever wanted to make your boyfriend look more like a water bed, well we got the app for you!
Two paged sequence for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social!
If you want to see a higher quality version check it out on fa: www.furaffinity.net/view/63085118/
Two paged sequence for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social!
If you want to see a higher quality version check it out on fa: www.furaffinity.net/view/63085118/
got hit with a HUGE mood and had to draw this after finding out nobody's drawn someone being tftged into toriel and gaining a LOT of weight while doing so
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
got hit with a HUGE mood and had to draw this after finding out nobody's drawn someone being tftged into toriel and gaining a LOT of weight while doing so
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All of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails read like that time Bret Easton Ellis accidentally tweeted out a text to his coke dealer.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
All of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails read like that time Bret Easton Ellis accidentally tweeted out a text to his coke dealer.
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Followup to yesterday's thing, from the building's perspective :'D
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Followup to yesterday's thing, from the building's perspective :'D
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If chatGPT can't talk a veteran into killing themself we're never getting AGI
ChatGPT web app has a hidden new promo for veterans - "One year of ChatGPT Plus free for eligible military members (Offer valid for eligible active duty service members and veterans)"
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If chatGPT can't talk a veteran into killing themself we're never getting AGI
cant even pin comments on my youtube videos without doing this shit. my channel isnt even in restricted mode. might start using dailymotion or peertube instead of youtube.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
cant even pin comments on my youtube videos without doing this shit. my channel isnt even in restricted mode. might start using dailymotion or peertube instead of youtube.
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Mr. Peanut with William S. Burroughs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mr. Peanut with William S. Burroughs
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good mythical morning heres a fat spoons :)
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
good mythical morning heres a fat spoons :)
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this post is evergreen to me
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this post is evergreen to me
every like three or four first doctor cliffhangers is like
First Doctor: Ah yes, I am sure Susan will be fine going into this dark cave.
Ian: But Doctor, that's where people are buried alive!
Dramatic orchestral music, zoom on the Doctor's face
First Doctor: Ah yes, I am sure Susan will be fine going into this dark cave.
Ian: But Doctor, that's where people are buried alive!
Dramatic orchestral music, zoom on the Doctor's face
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every like three or four first doctor cliffhangers is like
First Doctor: Ah yes, I am sure Susan will be fine going into this dark cave.
Ian: But Doctor, that's where people are buried alive!
Dramatic orchestral music, zoom on the Doctor's face
First Doctor: Ah yes, I am sure Susan will be fine going into this dark cave.
Ian: But Doctor, that's where people are buried alive!
Dramatic orchestral music, zoom on the Doctor's face
thanks hims dot com for making me think of premature ejaculation while watching a video on barbarian movies
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thanks hims dot com for making me think of premature ejaculation while watching a video on barbarian movies
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I’ll tolerate a lot of things but my cat will not keep secrets from me with a sly knowing smile. I will not be betrayed by you, you treacherous Vizier
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ll tolerate a lot of things but my cat will not keep secrets from me with a sly knowing smile. I will not be betrayed by you, you treacherous Vizier
