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@anoffensivename.bsky.social
Years ago the Terms and Services of a game told me I couldn't use "an offensive name" as a username. I sure showed them.
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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I experienced a brief moment of grief and then rage before I realized this isn't about Weird Al Yankovic.
To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this:
We salute you.
We salute you.
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I experienced a brief moment of grief and then rage before I realized this isn't about Weird Al Yankovic.
HIM is incredible. It's got a series of poignant messages and Marlon Wayans puts on the performance of a lifetime. Stunning achievement- this isn't a movie. It's a film. Go watch it. #filmsky
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
HIM is incredible. It's got a series of poignant messages and Marlon Wayans puts on the performance of a lifetime. Stunning achievement- this isn't a movie. It's a film. Go watch it. #filmsky
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So close! My new album AMAB/ACAB drops one week from today: 9/19/25
I’m so proud of this one and can’t wait to share. So many friends and comrades on this one including Eve 6, Liz Berlin of Rusted Root, Rachel Blumberg of the Decemberists, and Josh Kantor.
evangreer.bandcamp.com/album/amab-a...
I’m so proud of this one and can’t wait to share. So many friends and comrades on this one including Eve 6, Liz Berlin of Rusted Root, Rachel Blumberg of the Decemberists, and Josh Kantor.
evangreer.bandcamp.com/album/amab-a...
September 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So close! My new album AMAB/ACAB drops one week from today: 9/19/25
I’m so proud of this one and can’t wait to share. So many friends and comrades on this one including Eve 6, Liz Berlin of Rusted Root, Rachel Blumberg of the Decemberists, and Josh Kantor.
evangreer.bandcamp.com/album/amab-a...
I’m so proud of this one and can’t wait to share. So many friends and comrades on this one including Eve 6, Liz Berlin of Rusted Root, Rachel Blumberg of the Decemberists, and Josh Kantor.
evangreer.bandcamp.com/album/amab-a...
You can sign this petition if you are either a Canadian citizen or a resident of Canada. That includes citizens living abroad. Don't let a bunch of credit card companies (i.e. convenient loan sharks) censor media.
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You can sign this petition if you are either a Canadian citizen or a resident of Canada. That includes citizens living abroad. Don't let a bunch of credit card companies (i.e. convenient loan sharks) censor media.
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So the HBCU that raised me is on lockdown because some right winger thinks that's how they get retribution for Charlie Kirk, whose killer is unknown? The automatic response is to kill Black people, who likely have NOTHING to do with his murder. And I'm supposed to empathize with this?
September 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So the HBCU that raised me is on lockdown because some right winger thinks that's how they get retribution for Charlie Kirk, whose killer is unknown? The automatic response is to kill Black people, who likely have NOTHING to do with his murder. And I'm supposed to empathize with this?
I feel pretty embarrassed. For the longest time (and across several platforms) I had a profile picture of a “grumpy toad”... but today I realized it could reasonably be interpreted as a “green frog”/Pepe dog whistle. Ugh. I switched it to a cute crow.
September 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I feel pretty embarrassed. For the longest time (and across several platforms) I had a profile picture of a “grumpy toad”... but today I realized it could reasonably be interpreted as a “green frog”/Pepe dog whistle. Ugh. I switched it to a cute crow.
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i don't think a lot of you understand what's happening.
if they can declare transgender people mentally ill, then they can do it for anyone. and they will.
they'll say homosexuality is an illness. they'll say women have hysteria. all the old invented pseudoscience will return in service to them.
if they can declare transgender people mentally ill, then they can do it for anyone. and they will.
they'll say homosexuality is an illness. they'll say women have hysteria. all the old invented pseudoscience will return in service to them.
September 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i don't think a lot of you understand what's happening.
if they can declare transgender people mentally ill, then they can do it for anyone. and they will.
they'll say homosexuality is an illness. they'll say women have hysteria. all the old invented pseudoscience will return in service to them.
if they can declare transgender people mentally ill, then they can do it for anyone. and they will.
they'll say homosexuality is an illness. they'll say women have hysteria. all the old invented pseudoscience will return in service to them.
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I wish I could gamble on what the real Rudy Giuliani car accident story is
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I wish I could gamble on what the real Rudy Giuliani car accident story is
Being Canadian right now is hilarious. We keep picking products to either buy or boycott and now Crown Royal gets a taste. We're not drinking that shit anymore: they're moving a bottling plant to the States. If you make whiskey on the right side of the border, get ready for a flood of new orders.
No more Crown Royal for me. They would rather sell to Americans than keep jobs in Canada. I put them on the same list as Wayne Gretzky wines. Thanks but no thanks.
Btw... there are so many great Canadian whiskies to choose.
Btw... there are so many great Canadian whiskies to choose.
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Being Canadian right now is hilarious. We keep picking products to either buy or boycott and now Crown Royal gets a taste. We're not drinking that shit anymore: they're moving a bottling plant to the States. If you make whiskey on the right side of the border, get ready for a flood of new orders.
One of my friends says she wants to carry around a bucket of piranhas and throw them at things she doesn't like.
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
One of my friends says she wants to carry around a bucket of piranhas and throw them at things she doesn't like.
Celsius energy drinks taste like someone made a soft drink out of vape juice.
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Celsius energy drinks taste like someone made a soft drink out of vape juice.
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Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery, when you think about it. Intellectual property theft is slightly more sincere.
August 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery, when you think about it. Intellectual property theft is slightly more sincere.
Ozzy was great. This is my favourite clip of him:
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (6/6) Ozzy Talks Drugs and Alcohol
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July 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ozzy was great. This is my favourite clip of him:
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The children’s publishing world was rocked this week as a book was released by a new author who wasn’t a celebrity.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
July 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The children’s publishing world was rocked this week as a book was released by a new author who wasn’t a celebrity.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
I am announcing a 50% TARIFF on Copper sold by Ea-Nasir
July 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am announcing a 50% TARIFF on Copper sold by Ea-Nasir
Have you ever watched boxing? Have you ever watched boxing... on WEED? And I don't mean have you smoked a joint and watched the fights, I mean have you ever watched two people box while under the influence of weed? It's crazy, man. Crazy. People get electrocuted and shit.
June 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Have you ever watched boxing? Have you ever watched boxing... on WEED? And I don't mean have you smoked a joint and watched the fights, I mean have you ever watched two people box while under the influence of weed? It's crazy, man. Crazy. People get electrocuted and shit.
Didn't speak up earlier but I bet on Rountree Jr. today. I rate his Muay Thai too highly to lose to Hill's MMA-style striking. He fought a seriously intelligent fight that made Thailand PROUD.
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Didn't speak up earlier but I bet on Rountree Jr. today. I rate his Muay Thai too highly to lose to Hill's MMA-style striking. He fought a seriously intelligent fight that made Thailand PROUD.
It really is 2025: Cryptopsy are releasing a new album this Friday. The concept is "a man is tortured through the night by a machine; he wakes up, climbs out of the machine and works all day to perfect it so it tortures him better. Then he does it all over again. The album is about social media."
June 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It really is 2025: Cryptopsy are releasing a new album this Friday. The concept is "a man is tortured through the night by a machine; he wakes up, climbs out of the machine and works all day to perfect it so it tortures him better. Then he does it all over again. The album is about social media."
Why do so many popes look like Emperor Palpatine? This guy doesn't even have a hood and he STILL looks like he's going to throw Samuel Jackson through an open window.
June 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Why do so many popes look like Emperor Palpatine? This guy doesn't even have a hood and he STILL looks like he's going to throw Samuel Jackson through an open window.
Golden Dome? Oh YEAH? Well, TWO can play that game! I just imagined a super duper space ship with space lasers that can shoot down ICBMs AND your shitty dome AND control the weather AND I JUST imagined that it's cheaper and gives you an erection like Viagra. Now pay me $60.5b.
May 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Golden Dome? Oh YEAH? Well, TWO can play that game! I just imagined a super duper space ship with space lasers that can shoot down ICBMs AND your shitty dome AND control the weather AND I JUST imagined that it's cheaper and gives you an erection like Viagra. Now pay me $60.5b.
This patch... all I can say is thank you, Bayonet Dismemberment. #deathmetal #deathmetalsky #battlejacket
May 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This patch... all I can say is thank you, Bayonet Dismemberment. #deathmetal #deathmetalsky #battlejacket
On some level, I really do hope that aliens found the golden record that was launched into space and were like "Ugh. They have a mixtape?"
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
On some level, I really do hope that aliens found the golden record that was launched into space and were like "Ugh. They have a mixtape?"