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@jamminjava.bsky.social
Light of the world, shine on me, love is the answer. Transfem robotdoll helping as many humans as I can. PhD English lit candidate who is not interested in your prescriptivist hot takes. Just because I'm a robot doesn't mean I'll put up with your bullshit.
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You Fear The Trans Woman Because She Is The Exact Feminine Spectacle You Requested
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every time i see someone crowing about the newest trans girl mecha shit i feel more enraged than ever about what we all did to Isabel Fall, who basically wrote the foundational text on that exact fucking thing
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
every time i see someone crowing about the newest trans girl mecha shit i feel more enraged than ever about what we all did to Isabel Fall, who basically wrote the foundational text on that exact fucking thing
we don't have rivers, we have "washes"
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
we don't have rivers, we have "washes"
this is fully petty but Alex Karp looks like the biggest fucking dork on God's green Earth. like a less cool Richard Ayoade. looks like a cotton swab got a wish to become a real boy. looks like a bad Egon Spengler cosplay (Real Ghostbusters version). looks like if curdled milk was a racist cyclist
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
this is fully petty but Alex Karp looks like the biggest fucking dork on God's green Earth. like a less cool Richard Ayoade. looks like a cotton swab got a wish to become a real boy. looks like a bad Egon Spengler cosplay (Real Ghostbusters version). looks like if curdled milk was a racist cyclist
a reminder that the golden rule also works in reverse
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
a reminder that the golden rule also works in reverse
lotta people need to read Milton's "The Tenure of Kings and Magistrates" real soon
love that i got blocked by a columnist from the NYT for having this same opinion.
if our elected leaders are unfit to rise to the challenge of the current moment, then they should resign & be replaced with people who are willing to stand against fascism.
if our elected leaders are unfit to rise to the challenge of the current moment, then they should resign & be replaced with people who are willing to stand against fascism.
Since Jamelle Bouie from the NYT called me illiterate before he blocked me, I would like to clarify that I understood the point he was making perfectly well.
I simply disagree with him on the effectiveness of reform as even a rhetorical device when people are being murdered in the streets by ICE.
I simply disagree with him on the effectiveness of reform as even a rhetorical device when people are being murdered in the streets by ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
lotta people need to read Milton's "The Tenure of Kings and Magistrates" real soon
"be careful they're collecting a database of everything you say online" good. let them. i want them to know what's coming. i want them to go to bed every night terrified of the tsunami on the horizon. let them read every single word and understand how outnumbered and thoroughly hated they are
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"be careful they're collecting a database of everything you say online" good. let them. i want them to know what's coming. i want them to go to bed every night terrified of the tsunami on the horizon. let them read every single word and understand how outnumbered and thoroughly hated they are
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Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
ICE is in for a shock if they try to pull this shit in Arizona
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ICE is in for a shock if they try to pull this shit in Arizona
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i literally can't imagine the kind of person that joins ICE, an organization that is roundly despised wherever they set foot, staffed with also-ran cosplay cops who can't catch a bicycle and whine when they get hit by a sandwich. in terms of losers they're somehow below a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i literally can't imagine the kind of person that joins ICE, an organization that is roundly despised wherever they set foot, staffed with also-ran cosplay cops who can't catch a bicycle and whine when they get hit by a sandwich. in terms of losers they're somehow below a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
a lot of people are still waiting for the police to come rescue them from the police and haven't thought that strategy out very well
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
a lot of people are still waiting for the police to come rescue them from the police and haven't thought that strategy out very well
You're thinking of Korea Wave. Kubernetes is the name of the ship Starfleet Academy cadets have to try to save in a no-win scenario test.
You’re thinking of Castlevania. Kubernetes is a global musical and cultural phenomenon that originates in South Korea.
You're thinking of Kerberos. Kubernetes is the Nintendo game where you have to defeat Death and Alucard
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You're thinking of Korea Wave. Kubernetes is the name of the ship Starfleet Academy cadets have to try to save in a no-win scenario test.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
Too real
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Too real
"don't worry, i've done this before"
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"don't worry, i've done this before"
look pal, if Jim Henson can put David Bowie's package in a kid's film and get away with it then i ain't tuckin' SHIT
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
look pal, if Jim Henson can put David Bowie's package in a kid's film and get away with it then i ain't tuckin' SHIT
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Hi, I'm [missing variable]
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Hi, I'm [missing variable]
A night on the town
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
A night on the town
I was the Fishmonger on the SCP Foundation wikidot.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I was the Fishmonger on the SCP Foundation wikidot.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
Entering my Cybergothbot Baddie Era for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Entering my Cybergothbot Baddie Era for 2026
I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Alba-koikee
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Alba-koikee
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mech girlies be like "would you still love me if I was a worm gear"
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
mech girlies be like "would you still love me if I was a worm gear"
happy; new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
happy; new year.
ooo, a new Latin name in Fallout's latest episode! let's dig in.
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ooo, a new Latin name in Fallout's latest episode! let's dig in.
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!