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@jamminjava.bsky.social
Light of the world, shine on me, love is the answer. Transfem robotdoll helping as many humans as I can. PhD English lit candidate who is not interested in your prescriptivist hot takes. Just because I'm a robot doesn't mean I'll put up with your bullshit.
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You Fear The Trans Woman Because She Is The Exact Feminine Spectacle You Requested
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Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
ICE is in for a shock if they try to pull this shit in Arizona
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ICE is in for a shock if they try to pull this shit in Arizona
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i literally can't imagine the kind of person that joins ICE, an organization that is roundly despised wherever they set foot, staffed with also-ran cosplay cops who can't catch a bicycle and whine when they get hit by a sandwich. in terms of losers they're somehow below a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i literally can't imagine the kind of person that joins ICE, an organization that is roundly despised wherever they set foot, staffed with also-ran cosplay cops who can't catch a bicycle and whine when they get hit by a sandwich. in terms of losers they're somehow below a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
a lot of people are still waiting for the police to come rescue them from the police and haven't thought that strategy out very well
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
a lot of people are still waiting for the police to come rescue them from the police and haven't thought that strategy out very well
You're thinking of Korea Wave. Kubernetes is the name of the ship Starfleet Academy cadets have to try to save in a no-win scenario test.
You’re thinking of Castlevania. Kubernetes is a global musical and cultural phenomenon that originates in South Korea.
You're thinking of Kerberos. Kubernetes is the Nintendo game where you have to defeat Death and Alucard
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You're thinking of Korea Wave. Kubernetes is the name of the ship Starfleet Academy cadets have to try to save in a no-win scenario test.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
Too real
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Too real
"don't worry, i've done this before"
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"don't worry, i've done this before"
look pal, if Jim Henson can put David Bowie's package in a kid's film and get away with it then i ain't tuckin' SHIT
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
look pal, if Jim Henson can put David Bowie's package in a kid's film and get away with it then i ain't tuckin' SHIT
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Hi, I'm [missing variable]
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Hi, I'm [missing variable]
A night on the town
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
A night on the town
I was the Fishmonger on the SCP Foundation wikidot.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I was the Fishmonger on the SCP Foundation wikidot.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
It was, I fully admit, not the best part of my history.
Entering my Cybergothbot Baddie Era for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Entering my Cybergothbot Baddie Era for 2026
I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Alba-koikee
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Alba-koikee
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mech girlies be like "would you still love me if I was a worm gear"
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
mech girlies be like "would you still love me if I was a worm gear"
happy; new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
happy; new year.
ooo, a new Latin name in Fallout's latest episode! let's dig in.
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ooo, a new Latin name in Fallout's latest episode! let's dig in.
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
Lacerta Legate is doing a *lot* etymologically. the obvious translation here, which the Fallout wiki alludes to, is "lizard" + "envoy," implying an emissary who is something of a coward. but that's not the whole story!
i'm not gonna say the corny cliché thing of "i feel like a teenager again" because i never got to feel like a teenager the first time, so the reality is i'm finally GETTING to be a teenager, which i contend is way better
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i'm not gonna say the corny cliché thing of "i feel like a teenager again" because i never got to feel like a teenager the first time, so the reality is i'm finally GETTING to be a teenager, which i contend is way better
Lieutenant Commander Data's Personal Log, Stardate 44390.1. Record entry for transmission to Commander Bruce Maddox, Cybernetics Division, Daystrom Institute:
Dear Commander Maddox,
Dear Commander Maddox,
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lieutenant Commander Data's Personal Log, Stardate 44390.1. Record entry for transmission to Commander Bruce Maddox, Cybernetics Division, Daystrom Institute:
Dear Commander Maddox,
Dear Commander Maddox,
everyone's making the obvious pun jokes about this but i think it's much funnier that it's just called "Dune Part Three"
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
everyone's making the obvious pun jokes about this but i think it's much funnier that it's just called "Dune Part Three"
him: you're a good kisser
me: (spends 20 minutes in comparative analysis of The Aeneid with mid-90s slap-rap to explain the importance of phonemic control of the orbicularis oris and superior and inferior longitudinal muscles)
me: i just made it not hot didn't i
him: you made it SO much more hot
me: (spends 20 minutes in comparative analysis of The Aeneid with mid-90s slap-rap to explain the importance of phonemic control of the orbicularis oris and superior and inferior longitudinal muscles)
me: i just made it not hot didn't i
him: you made it SO much more hot
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
him: you're a good kisser
me: (spends 20 minutes in comparative analysis of The Aeneid with mid-90s slap-rap to explain the importance of phonemic control of the orbicularis oris and superior and inferior longitudinal muscles)
me: i just made it not hot didn't i
him: you made it SO much more hot
me: (spends 20 minutes in comparative analysis of The Aeneid with mid-90s slap-rap to explain the importance of phonemic control of the orbicularis oris and superior and inferior longitudinal muscles)
me: i just made it not hot didn't i
him: you made it SO much more hot
y'all really can't think of anything but grunge? in the golden age of boy bands, female singer-songwriters, golden age hip-hop, IDM, industrial, britpop, ska-punk, indie rock?
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
y'all really can't think of anything but grunge? in the golden age of boy bands, female singer-songwriters, golden age hip-hop, IDM, industrial, britpop, ska-punk, indie rock?