antesocial.bsky.social
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[heaven]

darwin: *looking down*
angel: what’s going on?
darwin: watch this
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Mom says you gotta let me have the controller now
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
these fuckers will never take on the billionaire class
Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ohh so NOW we care about Guantanamo 😑
Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.

It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
January 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school
January 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me after cutting off my nose to spite my face:

“owwww owwwww owwwieeee oooo my nose owwww”
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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i smell a pulitzer
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Researchers develop a way to power wearables through human skin
Researchers develop a way to power wearables through human skin
The dream of battery-free devices has taken an unlikely turn, as Carnegie Mellon researchers debuted Power-Over-Skin. The technology allows for electrical currents to travel through human skin in a bid to power things like blood sugar monitors,…
tcrn.ch
January 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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If they can put weed into candy, they can get Advil into cheese
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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MUSK $229 - $343 billion
BEZOS $177 - $229 bn
ZUCKERBERG $128 - $203 bn
ELLISON $123 - $200 bn
ARNAULT $179 billion - $168 bn
GATES $141 - $164 bn
PAGE $126- $153 bn
BUFFETT $120 - $151 bn
BALLMER $131 - $147 bn
BRIN $120 - $144 bn
HUANG $44 - 121 bn
WALTON $72.6 - $115 bn
buff.ly
December 5, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Thinking again about how if you get a kidney transplant they don't remove your existing kidney and the record for kidneys in a person is like 7
November 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM