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there's more sex appeal in a single screen shot from this film than existed during the entirety of the Holy Roman Empire
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
there's more sex appeal in a single screen shot from this film than existed during the entirety of the Holy Roman Empire
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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another small cleanse before i go to bed 🌌
January 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
another small cleanse before i go to bed 🌌
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Twitter is so cooked dude...
October 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Twitter is so cooked dude...
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Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids
January 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids
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if elected president i promise to spend 3 years and a shitload of money building a "colonization rocket" we can open up to all the stupidest, loudest people in our society and then just launch their asses into the void
just a friendly reminder that mars colonization is 100% science fiction.
take mount everest, stack four more mountains of equal size on top of it, and then try to live there.
it’s absolute nonsense.
take mount everest, stack four more mountains of equal size on top of it, and then try to live there.
it’s absolute nonsense.
logged into x for the first time in a while
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
if elected president i promise to spend 3 years and a shitload of money building a "colonization rocket" we can open up to all the stupidest, loudest people in our society and then just launch their asses into the void
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gimli after the battle of helms deep:
December 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
gimli after the battle of helms deep:
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Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊
December 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
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Breaking News: Handsome Man Scared Of Bowl
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Breaking News: Handsome Man Scared Of Bowl
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Les Edwards, UK poster art for The Thing, 1982
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Les Edwards, UK poster art for The Thing, 1982
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Feline bliss | Good morning
December 18, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Feline bliss | Good morning
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Cupid and The Reaper (一剑梅)
With my lust held as a weapon
May my sword Run through us both.
#gallery #art #originalart #OCsky #illustration #procreate #anime #イラスト #オリジナル
With my lust held as a weapon
May my sword Run through us both.
#gallery #art #originalart #OCsky #illustration #procreate #anime #イラスト #オリジナル
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Cupid and The Reaper (一剑梅)
With my lust held as a weapon
May my sword Run through us both.
#gallery #art #originalart #OCsky #illustration #procreate #anime #イラスト #オリジナル
With my lust held as a weapon
May my sword Run through us both.
#gallery #art #originalart #OCsky #illustration #procreate #anime #イラスト #オリジナル
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typos used to be used to indicate that you were the dumbest person alive and not worth engaging with. People would reply only to correct them & dismiss you.
Now they're widely accepted as a sign that you're a human being typing this shit out in real time without layers of editing. Which is normal.
Now they're widely accepted as a sign that you're a human being typing this shit out in real time without layers of editing. Which is normal.
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
typos used to be used to indicate that you were the dumbest person alive and not worth engaging with. People would reply only to correct them & dismiss you.
Now they're widely accepted as a sign that you're a human being typing this shit out in real time without layers of editing. Which is normal.
Now they're widely accepted as a sign that you're a human being typing this shit out in real time without layers of editing. Which is normal.
FBI: Hey Eidie, why are you making so many semen retention jokes?
Me: Umm do you mean "why am I studying the ancient daoist sexua-"
FBI: take the shot
Me: Umm do you mean "why am I studying the ancient daoist sexua-"
FBI: take the shot
December 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
FBI: Hey Eidie, why are you making so many semen retention jokes?
Me: Umm do you mean "why am I studying the ancient daoist sexua-"
FBI: take the shot
Me: Umm do you mean "why am I studying the ancient daoist sexua-"
FBI: take the shot