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My net worth is £1.56. Mediocre wizard. Legitimate businessman. Official account of Altoids. Longtime beverage drinker. He/Him.
I would go a step further and say that the RW narrative about immigration enforcement says this. Given that immigrants are "invaders", law enforcement officials are demonstrating incredible restraint (and composure) by affording them any consideration beyond violence.
some of these guys feel that they're showing remarkable restraint by passing up murders they're entitled to commit
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
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January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I would go a step further and say that the RW narrative about immigration enforcement says this. Given that immigrants are "invaders", law enforcement officials are demonstrating incredible restraint (and composure) by affording them any consideration beyond violence.
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People are so desperate for officials to stand up to the President that they are talking about a 72-year-old banker like he's 2013 LeBron.
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
People are so desperate for officials to stand up to the President that they are talking about a 72-year-old banker like he's 2013 LeBron.
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
Explaining to a coworker that I'm not being deliberately obtuse I just don't know anything
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Explaining to a coworker that I'm not being deliberately obtuse I just don't know anything
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I see a lot of angry replies to this person, which is odd given that they've clearly stumbled out of a cryopod from 2002 and are still experiencing the symptoms of hibernation sickness
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I see a lot of angry replies to this person, which is odd given that they've clearly stumbled out of a cryopod from 2002 and are still experiencing the symptoms of hibernation sickness
I think this gives the RW misinformation machine a little too much credit. Walz was sub 45% approval all fall, before the "daycare fraud" scandal. It would have been an uphill battle to convince voters he was worthy of a third term.
Walz is, of course, fully entitled to make this decision.
But it feels like it will teach the right-wing conspiracy theory machine that their tactics absolutely work – and so they’ll amp them up and use them even more widely.
But it feels like it will teach the right-wing conspiracy theory machine that their tactics absolutely work – and so they’ll amp them up and use them even more widely.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I think this gives the RW misinformation machine a little too much credit. Walz was sub 45% approval all fall, before the "daycare fraud" scandal. It would have been an uphill battle to convince voters he was worthy of a third term.
An administration of scheming viziers being schemed by a different administration of scheming viziers, who are in turn both being schemed by yet a third group of scheming viziers
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
An administration of scheming viziers being schemed by a different administration of scheming viziers, who are in turn both being schemed by yet a third group of scheming viziers
Kathryn Bigelow looking at the cheap shit she has to work with this time
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Kathryn Bigelow looking at the cheap shit she has to work with this time
Very funny to try Maduro in US courts given their recent failure to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia. They picked the one system in the world where a guy can fight an illegal deportation and spurious gang charges and win.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Very funny to try Maduro in US courts given their recent failure to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia. They picked the one system in the world where a guy can fight an illegal deportation and spurious gang charges and win.
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Sure, he may have kicked off two horrific wars overseas, started the persistent War on Terror, eroded civil liberties domestically, created the modern surveillance state, formed the deportation apparatus currently being used to brutalize people around the country, tortured prisoners black bagged fr—
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Sure, he may have kicked off two horrific wars overseas, started the persistent War on Terror, eroded civil liberties domestically, created the modern surveillance state, formed the deportation apparatus currently being used to brutalize people around the country, tortured prisoners black bagged fr—
I bet grinding an actual axe feels so good when you are holding a grudge
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I bet grinding an actual axe feels so good when you are holding a grudge
In 2026 I will be getting worse. No more self improvement. 2026 is the year the rest of the world improves around me instead.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
In 2026 I will be getting worse. No more self improvement. 2026 is the year the rest of the world improves around me instead.
RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it
![Screenshot of Twitter post. Mike F @mikdfossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
Posted 5:13 pm Jun 19, 2014.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkiscackbu2axessikvoj26k/bafkreiah7xcp5ycjgcendmytt65ugezdfkcfakfe6qorhi4nmcwm55k3gi@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it
Tried to pick a good mix of things. Fingers crossed for the big crab spill.
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Tried to pick a good mix of things. Fingers crossed for the big crab spill.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Stop giving me lore about the Folgers incest commercial
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stop giving me lore about the Folgers incest commercial
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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dragons love saying this shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
dragons love saying this shit