Big Tofu
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One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”
If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself
a baked potato - god's perfect food
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
a baked potato - god's perfect food
Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime
evil Paul McCartney: simply having a HORRIBLE Christmastime
December 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime
Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel
Cockupy Ballstreet
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Cockupy Ballstreet
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
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December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
This having no likes is why I’ll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here I’m talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day I’d get 4 likes
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This having no likes is why I’ll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here I’m talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day I’d get 4 likes
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
If I see one more commercial for skyrizi I’m killing myself
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I see one more commercial for skyrizi I’m killing myself
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Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
Experts fear plan, one of many attempts Trump’s made to dismantle wildlife protection, will speed up extinction crisis
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators
You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none
I will ask yet again - what the fuck is the moral of the story of Humpty Dumpty?
It's never actually stated in Humpty Dumpty that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, or that you even exist at all
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I will ask yet again - what the fuck is the moral of the story of Humpty Dumpty?
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
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October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
Having what I call a Prince’s Dilemma where I have to decide if I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a zyn first
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Having what I call a Prince’s Dilemma where I have to decide if I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a zyn first
I don’t know how many more commercials for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I have left in me
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know how many more commercials for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I have left in me
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how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
October 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
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My little man isn't getting better. He may have to be kept overnight a few days to make sure he's hydrated and eating right, and I'm working on selling anything I own not essential to survival to get him what he needs. Already sold my bass today for half its worth.
gofund.me/80e64e215
gofund.me/80e64e215
Donate to Emergency Vet and Medical Costs, organized by Brett Windnagle
Earlier this year I adopted a cat named Hans, who recently survived a building fire th… Brett Windnagle needs your support for Emergency Vet and Medical Costs
gofund.me
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My little man isn't getting better. He may have to be kept overnight a few days to make sure he's hydrated and eating right, and I'm working on selling anything I own not essential to survival to get him what he needs. Already sold my bass today for half its worth.
gofund.me/80e64e215
gofund.me/80e64e215
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1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
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No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once