applebutterjeans
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Trump is fine he says he aced his many long exams in front of large numbers of doctors he is going to live forever
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trump is fine he says he aced his many long exams in front of large numbers of doctors he is going to live forever
No more ass to laugh off
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No more ass to laugh off
If everything else wasn’t enough well guess what he’s actually been the grand pedophile you’ve been fantasizing about all along. And you’ve been stanning him this whole time. Lmfao
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If everything else wasn’t enough well guess what he’s actually been the grand pedophile you’ve been fantasizing about all along. And you’ve been stanning him this whole time. Lmfao
The fascist impunity these people enjoy right now is entirely propped up by blind loyalty to Trump himself. When Trump croaks, how many of his supporters are actually going to blindly support Vance or the admin as an entity? Especially when material conditions for most are so much worse
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The fascist impunity these people enjoy right now is entirely propped up by blind loyalty to Trump himself. When Trump croaks, how many of his supporters are actually going to blindly support Vance or the admin as an entity? Especially when material conditions for most are so much worse
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Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
Conmen
We haven’t seen the text of this yet, but to be clear, the president has literally zero legal authority to impose a $100,000 fee on visas. None. Zip. Zilch.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
Trump signs an EO on H-1Bs raising "the fee that companies pay to sponsor H1-B applicants to $100,000"
September 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Conmen
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We haven’t seen the text of this yet, but to be clear, the president has literally zero legal authority to impose a $100,000 fee on visas. None. Zip. Zilch.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
Trump signs an EO on H-1Bs raising "the fee that companies pay to sponsor H1-B applicants to $100,000"
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We haven’t seen the text of this yet, but to be clear, the president has literally zero legal authority to impose a $100,000 fee on visas. None. Zip. Zilch.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
The only authority Congress has ever given the executive branch here is to charge fees to recover the cost of processing the application.
hope that officer is okay, it looked like a footlong
August 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
hope that officer is okay, it looked like a footlong
when the sandwich hit my vest, I thought I was dead
August 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
when the sandwich hit my vest, I thought I was dead
taking the moon hostage
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
taking the moon hostage
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It’s not simply doing this, or doing it without congressional approval, or doing it without explanation of risks, or doing it without declaration of war, or doing it on behalf of an ally mid-genocide. It’s the fickleness that suggests what’s to come.
Rule, war, death by his whim.
Rule, war, death by his whim.
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s not simply doing this, or doing it without congressional approval, or doing it without explanation of risks, or doing it without declaration of war, or doing it on behalf of an ally mid-genocide. It’s the fickleness that suggests what’s to come.
Rule, war, death by his whim.
Rule, war, death by his whim.
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Thinking about Jordan Peterson reacting to No Scrubs for the first time.
May 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thinking about Jordan Peterson reacting to No Scrubs for the first time.
jesus christ
Mark Zuckerberg celebrates his wife Priscilla Chan’s 40th birthday by dressing up as Benson Boone.
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
jesus christ
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He thinks this and says this in part because he would do it
Despicable. Elon Musk has just suggested Zelenskyy is sending soldiers to die so he can make money.
“What are they dying for? I’ll tell you what for. For the biggest graft machine I’ve seen in my life. Poor guys are getting sent into a meat grinder for money.”
“What are they dying for? I’ll tell you what for. For the biggest graft machine I’ve seen in my life. Poor guys are getting sent into a meat grinder for money.”
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He thinks this and says this in part because he would do it
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“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw”
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Tom Homan says he sent an email to the Deputy AG asking if AOC is crossing the line by providing webinars to undocumented immigrants: I’m not an attorney… maybe AOC is going to be in trouble now
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw”
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
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they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
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To put this in perspective, he paid $250M for the Washington Post. Lmao.
Walking lick.
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
To put this in perspective, he paid $250M for the Washington Post. Lmao.
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If CEOs are getting murked out in these streets, we might consider it an undeniable sign that our economic and political systems are failing to secure for us these “simple, basic things”.
December 11, 2024 at 6:39 PM
If CEOs are getting murked out in these streets, we might consider it an undeniable sign that our economic and political systems are failing to secure for us these “simple, basic things”.
every single day profit-seeking organizations indicate their interest in replacing anything they can with generative AI. plain disregard or outright distain for labor and art. daily insults to our intelligence
Says the CEO of HarperCollins on AI:
"One idea is a “talking book,” where a book sits atop a large language model, allowing readers to converse with an AI facsimile of its author."
Please, just make it stop, somebody.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
"One idea is a “talking book,” where a book sits atop a large language model, allowing readers to converse with an AI facsimile of its author."
Please, just make it stop, somebody.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
HarperCollins CEO Brian Murray on Hot Print Book Sales and the Use of AI
Deluxe editions of popular titles are driving sales of print books this holiday season, HarperCollins CEO Brian Murray said at a media conference this week. The company is also looking at various AI-d...
www.publishersweekly.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
every single day profit-seeking organizations indicate their interest in replacing anything they can with generative AI. plain disregard or outright distain for labor and art. daily insults to our intelligence
grow up and ride the bus
December 7, 2024 at 1:13 AM
grow up and ride the bus
Alex Jones press secretary
November 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Alex Jones press secretary
you can’t be an entrepreneur and a public servant
November 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
you can’t be an entrepreneur and a public servant