Maitre d’ungeon
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Maitre d’ungeon
@arthurberman.space
Errant on the side of caution.
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Entropy, by artprojects
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Pisces: There is no avoiding what is coming next for you. Bigfoot will find you and he will kick your ass.
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Blue Öyster Cult.
I'm a world War one flying Ace. Vrooooom chagga chagga chagga vrooooooooom
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Pisces: Things aren’t as bad as you think, they’re much much worse.
August 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Household animals all around town have become both smarter and more servile, and now one of them is on trial - what for?

#dnd #adventureprompt
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
End of an era.
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Seeking a career in mad science.
May 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Time for an omeflette
May 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
More like April fools week.
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Defy taxonomy.
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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NEW—After a day of uncertainty on where agents took Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk, she appears to be in a Louisiana facility.

1400+ miles from Somerville, Massachusetts, where she was taken.

A judge ordered to not take her out of state without 48 hour notice. She was detained last night.
WATCH: The Moment Masked ICE Agents Arrested Tufts Graduate Student Who Spoke Out in Support of Palestine
“I can buy that badge from a fucking costume store,” says a witness to the “kidnapping” of Rumeysa Ozturk as she was on her way to break her Ramadan fast.
zeteo.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I’m starting a Sadness fan club with @xena.bsky.social , @jacobasper.com , and @shaundai.com
a cartoon character with blue hair and glasses is laying on the ground .
ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair and glasses is laying on the ground .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Entropy, by artprojects
track by artprojects
artprojects.bandcamp.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s tweets here now.
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Miss him already.
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hoping for lots of Dale Cooper Halloween costumes this year. #newyears2025
January 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Time for chat to come home for Christmas.
This year, there is no new installment.

THEY RAN OUT OF PRONOUNS.

I feel like we can fix this.

Time for Y’all to Come Home for Christmas?

Time for That Asshole to Come Home for Christmas?

(2/2)
November 18, 2024 at 5:19 PM
It’s Godot Wild Jam #73, and I made a game! The theme is Tower, which I extrapolated into “what if future cities are a bunch of skyscrapers in space”. Check it out on itch: artprojects.itch.io/orion-towers
Litecraft Orion by ArtProjects
Litecraft Orion follows a rookie pilot in the neon-soaked corporate war against Orion's Fleet City. Play in your browser
artprojects.itch.io
September 22, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Pretending to be a stealth game NPC so my cats can have Solid Snake enrichment time.
September 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Does anybody’s D&D game actually go longer than two hours?
September 11, 2024 at 11:44 PM
@ozone.birb.house hey I’m a game dev!
September 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Big DnD wants you to believe you need to enforce the rules to run the game, but the truth is you don’t even need to know the rules.
September 6, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Anybody want to be in my band?
August 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM