Fergal Sharkey asked me to pass him that little divider thing you use on the conveyer belt in Sainsburys.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fergal Sharkey asked me to pass him that little divider thing you use on the conveyer belt in Sainsburys.
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Alas! It is 31 years since the world was deprived of one of its more colourful culinary characters: Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey – better known as double bigamist, child abandoner, amphetamine user, dangerous driver, and celebrity cook Fanny Cradock
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Alas! It is 31 years since the world was deprived of one of its more colourful culinary characters: Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey – better known as double bigamist, child abandoner, amphetamine user, dangerous driver, and celebrity cook Fanny Cradock
WE HAVE OPENED THE WINE. EVEN THE CHILD HAS A GLASS. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE.
*Piiiiiiiiissssssssed.
*Piiiiiiiiissssssssed.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WE HAVE OPENED THE WINE. EVEN THE CHILD HAS A GLASS. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE.
*Piiiiiiiiissssssssed.
*Piiiiiiiiissssssssed.
No one in this house loves Christmas more than the cat. She’s been a lunatic all day. We’ve just laid everything out for the morning. She’s fucking beside herself. Ate and ran off to bed. There will be no sleep for Mittens tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
No one in this house loves Christmas more than the cat. She’s been a lunatic all day. We’ve just laid everything out for the morning. She’s fucking beside herself. Ate and ran off to bed. There will be no sleep for Mittens tonight.
I bought a fillet of beef last week to make Wellington, and stuck it in the freezer. The internet told me 12-24hrs to defrost in the fridge. Easy. Erring on the side of caution I stuck it in there 24hrs ago. Still solid as a rock this morning. So it has been on the side all day. STILL SOLID. Uh oh.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I bought a fillet of beef last week to make Wellington, and stuck it in the freezer. The internet told me 12-24hrs to defrost in the fridge. Easy. Erring on the side of caution I stuck it in there 24hrs ago. Still solid as a rock this morning. So it has been on the side all day. STILL SOLID. Uh oh.
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Ok, so I just gave someone a guitar lesson over the internet like it's 2006 or something. So if that's something you'd be interested in, I can do that now too.
New Year, new skills?
DMs are open for enquiries. The first one is free, like a drug dealer from an eighties cartoon.
New Year, new skills?
DMs are open for enquiries. The first one is free, like a drug dealer from an eighties cartoon.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ok, so I just gave someone a guitar lesson over the internet like it's 2006 or something. So if that's something you'd be interested in, I can do that now too.
New Year, new skills?
DMs are open for enquiries. The first one is free, like a drug dealer from an eighties cartoon.
New Year, new skills?
DMs are open for enquiries. The first one is free, like a drug dealer from an eighties cartoon.
Took the in-laws to lunch so as to avoid having to do Christmas Day bollocks round theirs. We are now locked in until we go West Ham vs Fulham on the 27th. Got enough food to feed an army and probably enough beer to feed me. Feeling festive. And a bit tipsy. Let’s fucking go!
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Took the in-laws to lunch so as to avoid having to do Christmas Day bollocks round theirs. We are now locked in until we go West Ham vs Fulham on the 27th. Got enough food to feed an army and probably enough beer to feed me. Feeling festive. And a bit tipsy. Let’s fucking go!
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Today is the day - I'm off to spend all the Nectar points I have been saving up over the year.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Today is the day - I'm off to spend all the Nectar points I have been saving up over the year.
Someone turned the empty local funeral directors into a wine bar and it’s fucking brilliant. This is the kind of community I can get behind.
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Someone turned the empty local funeral directors into a wine bar and it’s fucking brilliant. This is the kind of community I can get behind.
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
The rock band THANK from Leeds justifying me leaving the house. Last gig of the year. Perfect way to finish. 10/10.
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The rock band THANK from Leeds justifying me leaving the house. Last gig of the year. Perfect way to finish. 10/10.
@bosd.bsky.social Are you at the Scala? I just saw a dude with the head off you.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@bosd.bsky.social Are you at the Scala? I just saw a dude with the head off you.
I’m having a late lunch with a friend. Headed into town early to get some Christmas bits but have retired to the pub as it’s fucking horrible out there. Sláinte.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m having a late lunch with a friend. Headed into town early to get some Christmas bits but have retired to the pub as it’s fucking horrible out there. Sláinte.
32 years ago today was my last day at school. I’d essentially been kicked out but agreed to see out the term. But being 16 and up my own arse I decided to just fuck it all off. So just walked out. Happiest day of my life at the time. Arguably the stupidest scenario I ever put myself in. No regrets.
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
32 years ago today was my last day at school. I’d essentially been kicked out but agreed to see out the term. But being 16 and up my own arse I decided to just fuck it all off. So just walked out. Happiest day of my life at the time. Arguably the stupidest scenario I ever put myself in. No regrets.
Every now and again I’m tempted to overshare on here, and then stop myself.
But it’s been a good day. The Heir smashed her mocks & I’ve had some brilliant personal news. It’s steak for dinner to celebrate.
Life could be (and undoubtedly will be at some point) worse.
Small victories. One love.
But it’s been a good day. The Heir smashed her mocks & I’ve had some brilliant personal news. It’s steak for dinner to celebrate.
Life could be (and undoubtedly will be at some point) worse.
Small victories. One love.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Every now and again I’m tempted to overshare on here, and then stop myself.
But it’s been a good day. The Heir smashed her mocks & I’ve had some brilliant personal news. It’s steak for dinner to celebrate.
Life could be (and undoubtedly will be at some point) worse.
Small victories. One love.
But it’s been a good day. The Heir smashed her mocks & I’ve had some brilliant personal news. It’s steak for dinner to celebrate.
Life could be (and undoubtedly will be at some point) worse.
Small victories. One love.
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garden centre near us went on fire last night. Local Facebook news posts full of comments by folk going “omg we were just here last week”. Aye, but it wasnae on fire then, was it Janice?
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
garden centre near us went on fire last night. Local Facebook news posts full of comments by folk going “omg we were just here last week”. Aye, but it wasnae on fire then, was it Janice?
Said goodbye (again) to one of my all time favourite bands last night. Without them I would not be who or where I am today. Thanks for all the memories Million Dead. It’s been a fucking blast.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Said goodbye (again) to one of my all time favourite bands last night. Without them I would not be who or where I am today. Thanks for all the memories Million Dead. It’s been a fucking blast.
Busy and exciting weekend ahead.
Tomorrow, The Heir and I are going to Brighton to eat seafood, bowl about, and then watch Million Dead.
Then on Sunday I'm going West Ham before again seeing Million Dead play their last ever show in the evening. Everyone and their mother will be there. I am pumped.
Tomorrow, The Heir and I are going to Brighton to eat seafood, bowl about, and then watch Million Dead.
Then on Sunday I'm going West Ham before again seeing Million Dead play their last ever show in the evening. Everyone and their mother will be there. I am pumped.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Busy and exciting weekend ahead.
Tomorrow, The Heir and I are going to Brighton to eat seafood, bowl about, and then watch Million Dead.
Then on Sunday I'm going West Ham before again seeing Million Dead play their last ever show in the evening. Everyone and their mother will be there. I am pumped.
Tomorrow, The Heir and I are going to Brighton to eat seafood, bowl about, and then watch Million Dead.
Then on Sunday I'm going West Ham before again seeing Million Dead play their last ever show in the evening. Everyone and their mother will be there. I am pumped.
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I've seen the best Van ever this morning
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've seen the best Van ever this morning
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This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
And now we’re headed home. The singer is dirty ill and can’t do the show. Boooo.
Cardiff seems nice enough. The venue smells like a swimming pool.
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
And now we’re headed home. The singer is dirty ill and can’t do the show. Boooo.
Cardiff seems nice enough. The venue smells like a swimming pool.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Cardiff seems nice enough. The venue smells like a swimming pool.
I’m on my way to Cardiff on a tour bus. All the things I planned to do in Leeds did not happen because I was really hungover. I should go to bed really.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m on my way to Cardiff on a tour bus. All the things I planned to do in Leeds did not happen because I was really hungover. I should go to bed really.