@artisawr.bsky.social
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
18+ just in case lol
18+ just in case lol
when i was little we were taught north, south, east, & west with the phrase “never eat sour worms” and my eNTIRE LIFE ive been like “how would you know it was sour until after you ate it?!?!” And at almost 30 years old, today, i realized,
they were talking about sour gummy worms…
#autism
they were talking about sour gummy worms…
#autism
July 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
when i was little we were taught north, south, east, & west with the phrase “never eat sour worms” and my eNTIRE LIFE ive been like “how would you know it was sour until after you ate it?!?!” And at almost 30 years old, today, i realized,
they were talking about sour gummy worms…
#autism
they were talking about sour gummy worms…
#autism
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nothing has reinforced my belief that NYC did the right thing like seeing just how upset all the worst people in the world are over it
June 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
nothing has reinforced my belief that NYC did the right thing like seeing just how upset all the worst people in the world are over it
languages are so fuckin neat man
June 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
languages are so fuckin neat man
“Living comes down to not how much i want to die but how much i want to keep loving i guess, kinda gay but whatever…”
powerful self-revelation today, lol
powerful self-revelation today, lol
June 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Living comes down to not how much i want to die but how much i want to keep loving i guess, kinda gay but whatever…”
powerful self-revelation today, lol
powerful self-revelation today, lol
why is cleaning and doing ~work~ so much easier when i have long, pretty, nails??
like i know its /probably/ the autism but why lol
like i know its /probably/ the autism but why lol
June 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
why is cleaning and doing ~work~ so much easier when i have long, pretty, nails??
like i know its /probably/ the autism but why lol
like i know its /probably/ the autism but why lol
one day i'll learn to write down my friends' addresses instead of having to ask for it
(or search through old messages lol)
(or search through old messages lol)
June 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
one day i'll learn to write down my friends' addresses instead of having to ask for it
(or search through old messages lol)
(or search through old messages lol)
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Now they’re using tear gas & stun grenades on the crowds that witness their cowardly “raids.” They’re shit-scared. This is gonna lead to bystander deaths.
Look at these zilches in their Judge Dredd cosplay. This is the happiest moment of their miserable, forgettable lives.
Look at these zilches in their Judge Dredd cosplay. This is the happiest moment of their miserable, forgettable lives.
Unbelievable!
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now they’re using tear gas & stun grenades on the crowds that witness their cowardly “raids.” They’re shit-scared. This is gonna lead to bystander deaths.
Look at these zilches in their Judge Dredd cosplay. This is the happiest moment of their miserable, forgettable lives.
Look at these zilches in their Judge Dredd cosplay. This is the happiest moment of their miserable, forgettable lives.
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
Security Guard at SoSec when we walk in: any weapons or guns on you?
my mom: nope
me: *slowly raises my arm in the flex position* just these
Guard:
me: *sits down* so i know the lorazepam has kicked in
my mom: nope
me: *slowly raises my arm in the flex position* just these
Guard:
me: *sits down* so i know the lorazepam has kicked in
May 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Security Guard at SoSec when we walk in: any weapons or guns on you?
my mom: nope
me: *slowly raises my arm in the flex position* just these
Guard:
me: *sits down* so i know the lorazepam has kicked in
my mom: nope
me: *slowly raises my arm in the flex position* just these
Guard:
me: *sits down* so i know the lorazepam has kicked in
“well i WOULD cover this in saran wrap but SOMEONE took it upstairs..”
*glares at myself in the mirror*
*glares at myself in the mirror*
May 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“well i WOULD cover this in saran wrap but SOMEONE took it upstairs..”
*glares at myself in the mirror*
*glares at myself in the mirror*
crying my eyes out
May 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
crying my eyes out
games that have a 24hr clock with no option in the settings to change it to 12hr: why?
May 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
games that have a 24hr clock with no option in the settings to change it to 12hr: why?
need someone to call me a "good boy" like this 😩🥺
May 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
need someone to call me a "good boy" like this 😩🥺
exiting a situation or conversation that is making you upset is often recommended, cooler heads and all that...but to a child, we don't understand that. we see our parent upset with us and then choosing to be anywhere else, abandoning us when we need you. we wonder why they don't like us.
#thoughts
#thoughts
May 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
exiting a situation or conversation that is making you upset is often recommended, cooler heads and all that...but to a child, we don't understand that. we see our parent upset with us and then choosing to be anywhere else, abandoning us when we need you. we wonder why they don't like us.
#thoughts
#thoughts
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"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
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Not a word of this is true. Literally not a word.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Not a word of this is true. Literally not a word.
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
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They’re arresting judges now
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They’re arresting judges now
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I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny
“does this game have fall damage?” i ask as i jump off a cliff
April 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“does this game have fall damage?” i ask as i jump off a cliff
dying at this #newspaper ad from 1890
"How to enlarge and strengthen WEAK, UNDERDEVELOPED ORGANS & PARTS OF BODY."
#vintagead
"How to enlarge and strengthen WEAK, UNDERDEVELOPED ORGANS & PARTS OF BODY."
#vintagead
April 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
dying at this #newspaper ad from 1890
"How to enlarge and strengthen WEAK, UNDERDEVELOPED ORGANS & PARTS OF BODY."
#vintagead
"How to enlarge and strengthen WEAK, UNDERDEVELOPED ORGANS & PARTS OF BODY."
#vintagead
the sad irony of the fast-acting, dissolvable, anti-nausea meds tasting so bad they set off my gag reflex
April 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the sad irony of the fast-acting, dissolvable, anti-nausea meds tasting so bad they set off my gag reflex
giving my mom 20 minutes of backstory before showing her a 2 minute clip
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
giving my mom 20 minutes of backstory before showing her a 2 minute clip
“Oh, were you wanting to sit here?”
April 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Oh, were you wanting to sit here?”