Plaid the Inhaler
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Real Estate Novelist. I know a lot of fancy dancers. Not too terribly tall. he/him #lgbtqia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
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Plaid the Inhaler
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· Aug 19
The cognitive dissonance is so thick, you can ignore it with a knife.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy
Merry Christmas, everyone
Merry Christmas, everyone
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy
Merry Christmas, everyone
Merry Christmas, everyone
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Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
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"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
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December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."
Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
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day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple.
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple.
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.
It’s the berries!
Trapped in the past, a time traveler befriends a jaded drifter who helps him exploit his knowledge of the future for a series of quick payouts. ⏰ 💰
Rhys Darby stars in the sci-fi comedy Relax, I'm From the Future (2022) at 9pm ET. Watch now On Demand. hollywoodsuite.ca/whats-on
Rhys Darby stars in the sci-fi comedy Relax, I'm From the Future (2022) at 9pm ET. Watch now On Demand. hollywoodsuite.ca/whats-on
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s the berries!
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table.
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"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."
Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand, but the Five Thousand Are Gluten Free
No, of course we appreciate the gesture. It’s just that, well, this menu is a little inconsiderate. Sure, all these loaves of bread, that’s very im...
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November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do you all know what today is?
It’s Kitten Day.
I get a kitten today!!!
It’s Kitten Day.
I get a kitten today!!!
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do you all know what today is?
It’s Kitten Day.
I get a kitten today!!!
It’s Kitten Day.
I get a kitten today!!!
Can’t sleep. Too anxious.
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Can’t sleep. Too anxious.
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“It remains my opinion, based on the data we now have, that the only way to fix the scale of this problem is by adopting a GP-led, informed consent model.”
Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.
Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.
How I discovered the waiting times for every gender clinic in the UK
We believe in doing what the NHS should be - reporting honestly and transparently on the state of gender services in the UK
www.wearequeeraf.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“It remains my opinion, based on the data we now have, that the only way to fix the scale of this problem is by adopting a GP-led, informed consent model.”
Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.
Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.
I miss the person I was when I used to love this holiday.
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I miss the person I was when I used to love this holiday.
“Good” says my mom when I thank her for replacing the bike she allowed to be stolen.
Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.
Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Good” says my mom when I thank her for replacing the bike she allowed to be stolen.
Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.
Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.
You know what would be nice?
Food.
Food would be nice.
Food.
Food would be nice.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know what would be nice?
Food.
Food would be nice.
Food.
Food would be nice.
There’s more delicacy here than is presented, but the point remains.
A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.
A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.
NYC is the financial capital of the US. It was a center of trading long before skyscrapers were here. Before the English, before the Dutch, it was a central hub of trade for Indigenous tribes.
The fact that a democratic socialist is about to win is a pretty big deal. If it can happen here…
The fact that a democratic socialist is about to win is a pretty big deal. If it can happen here…
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s more delicacy here than is presented, but the point remains.
A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.
A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.