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Video game enjoyer. All around nerd. Corporate Ron Swanson.
I cannot recommend Skate Story enough. This game rocks! The music is incredible and the vibes are immaculate.
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The knight night boycott, boycott Nike until Phil is dead challenge
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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my early contender for sixth man of the year is number 54 playing for OKC. not a lot of on-ball action but he always finds a way to contribute and tilt things in their favor
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Such sad news about Dick Cheney dying today instead of dying 30 years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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oh just straight up gutter racism!
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Happy Blazers Basketball eve
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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in front of your wife ryan?
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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participation trophy type shit
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Fuck ice
I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Portland is ... right there. It's a real place. People live in it. People can go look at it. You could call someone there right now.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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We have been saying this.
Portland is ... right there. It's a real place. People live in it. People can go look at it. You could call someone there right now.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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NORTHERNLION IS THE ONLY STREAMER WHO WILL PUMP YOUR DICK HONESTLY
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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There's a lot of em.
September 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A+
Two players. 10 fish. 80 cards. Get ready for Chaos Vault: Dandân, a complete Forgetful Fish experience featuring brand new Dandân card art.
September 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
bit.ly
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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this is what they said was “trans ideology” on the casings? you’ve got to be kidding me
Press conference announces that the shooter's bullets said:

Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"

Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Average right winger seeing people having a good time with their neighbors: "We have to stop this at once. We can't let this be normal."
rightwingers want all public spaces devoid of personality, empty, and useless and are scared of everyone that doesn’t look like them
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM