aso_noir
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pues don't panic y hasa diga eebowai
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
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GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights
BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you
CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points
BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you
CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points
March 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights
BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you
CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points
BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you
CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points
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Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
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They should invent mind control but for your own mind
May 5, 2023 at 4:23 PM
They should invent mind control but for your own mind
Friends es esa serie que me arrepiento de no haber visto en su momento porque creo que sí me hubiera gustado pero ahora el formato de sit-com multicámara con risas grabadas me parece súper anticuado y me da mucha flojera verla.
June 16, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Friends es esa serie que me arrepiento de no haber visto en su momento porque creo que sí me hubiera gustado pero ahora el formato de sit-com multicámara con risas grabadas me parece súper anticuado y me da mucha flojera verla.
De primeras me gustó mucho Los Delincuentes, pero ya repensándola días después, el mensaje de la película es un poco: ¿Te sientes esclavo del trabajo? Pues consigue la suficiente propiedad privada en el campo para permitirte apenas trabajar. Al final, no hay una solución real para el espectador.
December 20, 2023 at 12:13 AM
De primeras me gustó mucho Los Delincuentes, pero ya repensándola días después, el mensaje de la película es un poco: ¿Te sientes esclavo del trabajo? Pues consigue la suficiente propiedad privada en el campo para permitirte apenas trabajar. Al final, no hay una solución real para el espectador.
Shouting "waterbending" right before taking a pee in a public restrooms urinal can be either a very funny or very awkward experience, depending on who is next to you.
December 18, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Shouting "waterbending" right before taking a pee in a public restrooms urinal can be either a very funny or very awkward experience, depending on who is next to you.
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alright i’m done reading all the posts. more posts please
December 15, 2023 at 2:31 AM
alright i’m done reading all the posts. more posts please
When I die I want to become one of those entities that you summon by repeating their name in front of a mirror, like Bloody Mary or Candyman, but my ghost name will be Bjarnfreðarson and they will have to repeat it 87 times because I don't really like to socialize.
December 14, 2023 at 5:19 AM
When I die I want to become one of those entities that you summon by repeating their name in front of a mirror, like Bloody Mary or Candyman, but my ghost name will be Bjarnfreðarson and they will have to repeat it 87 times because I don't really like to socialize.