Asscrab
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Husband. Father. Disaster. || dungeon apprentice || poly and only a little weird about it || 🗡️🪿
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subtle joke you missed as a kid:
when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
July 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
subtle joke you missed as a kid:
when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
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cyberpunk 2077 npc as i sneak up behind him to kill him with my cool knife: yeah i want to fuck my dishwasher so fuckin' bad choom
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
cyberpunk 2077 npc as i sneak up behind him to kill him with my cool knife: yeah i want to fuck my dishwasher so fuckin' bad choom
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Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie
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Suozzi voted for ICE funding last week and issued a preening self-congratulatory press release afterwards bragging about bucking the Dem Party on the vote. FAFO.
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Suozzi voted for ICE funding last week and issued a preening self-congratulatory press release afterwards bragging about bucking the Dem Party on the vote. FAFO.
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Yes, hateful rhetoric, like Renée Good’s incendiary last words to the man who shot her multiple times: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Truly, this hateful rhetoric must stop
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Yes, hateful rhetoric, like Renée Good’s incendiary last words to the man who shot her multiple times: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Truly, this hateful rhetoric must stop
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Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
The French would have had guillotines up on every street corner like Starbucks by now
We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The French would have had guillotines up on every street corner like Starbucks by now
I may be a regular guy, but as god is my witness I will never know how to answer the phone
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I may be a regular guy, but as god is my witness I will never know how to answer the phone
Currently researching master's programs that will teach me how to tell my calendar app this event is only 18 hours, not all day
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Currently researching master's programs that will teach me how to tell my calendar app this event is only 18 hours, not all day
Chicken $1
Broccoli floret $1
Corn tortilla $1
One other thing $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Broccoli floret $1
Corn tortilla $1
One other thing $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Trump’s agriculture secretary mocked over ‘depression meal’ for Americans
Brooke Rollins suggested eating ‘a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla and one other thing’ as Americans struggle to put food on the table
www.the-independent.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Chicken $1
Broccoli floret $1
Corn tortilla $1
One other thing $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Broccoli floret $1
Corn tortilla $1
One other thing $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
A Stick, A Carrot & String
YouTube video by mewithoutYou - Topic
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Pete Hegseth keeps demanding to be taken seriously and then spends all his time talking down to accomplished military leaders, rebranding his department and renaming ships, engaging in culture wars bullshit, shitting all over the military's sense of ethics and generally making an ass of himself.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pete Hegseth keeps demanding to be taken seriously and then spends all his time talking down to accomplished military leaders, rebranding his department and renaming ships, engaging in culture wars bullshit, shitting all over the military's sense of ethics and generally making an ass of himself.
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our common life depends upon each other's toil
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
our common life depends upon each other's toil
We used to be a country
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We used to be a country
I should call her...
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I should call her...
LA-HEE 🎵⚔
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
LA-HEE 🎵⚔
He was weird science'd into existence but instead of a horny teenager's idea of the perfect woman, they personified the wheeze meme
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He was weird science'd into existence but instead of a horny teenager's idea of the perfect woman, they personified the wheeze meme
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Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
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Surprised he heard about it.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Surprised he heard about it.
28 Years Later was amazing, full of tension and pathos, but if the internet has taught me anything...
It's that somebody out there wants to fuck Samson.
It's that somebody out there wants to fuck Samson.
June 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
28 Years Later was amazing, full of tension and pathos, but if the internet has taught me anything...
It's that somebody out there wants to fuck Samson.
It's that somebody out there wants to fuck Samson.
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the indomitable human spirit*
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
March 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the indomitable human spirit*
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
Split Fiction's Zoe and Mio don't make sense as writers, and the antagonist, Rader, doesn't make sense as a book publisher.
But imagine them as game designers, and Rader as a game publisher and it all slots into place.
I'm sure the fact that EA published the game has nothing to do with that.
But imagine them as game designers, and Rader as a game publisher and it all slots into place.
I'm sure the fact that EA published the game has nothing to do with that.
March 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Split Fiction's Zoe and Mio don't make sense as writers, and the antagonist, Rader, doesn't make sense as a book publisher.
But imagine them as game designers, and Rader as a game publisher and it all slots into place.
I'm sure the fact that EA published the game has nothing to do with that.
But imagine them as game designers, and Rader as a game publisher and it all slots into place.
I'm sure the fact that EA published the game has nothing to do with that.