mythic bitch
@asteriae.bsky.social
hi, I'm kimber/aria!
she/her 36yo sapphic
easily startled horror enthusiast
ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier
asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸
aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫
she/her 36yo sapphic
easily startled horror enthusiast
ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier
asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸
aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫
I just think it would be cool to replace the lower half of my body from the waist down with cybernetic spider legs
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I just think it would be cool to replace the lower half of my body from the waist down with cybernetic spider legs
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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. . . Ebenezer Splooge would be such a good drag king name
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
. . . Ebenezer Splooge would be such a good drag king name
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congratulations landlords
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
congratulations landlords
I was starting to panic a little because of how far behind I was feeling with all my typical chrimbo stuff but then I found out I'm still ahead of schedule because I have until the 11th to send all my cards out for where most of them are going yayyy
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was starting to panic a little because of how far behind I was feeling with all my typical chrimbo stuff but then I found out I'm still ahead of schedule because I have until the 11th to send all my cards out for where most of them are going yayyy
I really hope this fight is like raktapaska it would be infuriating (positive) (until)
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I really hope this fight is like raktapaska it would be infuriating (positive) (until)
I'm so fucking gutted about eurovision
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm so fucking gutted about eurovision
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
hmm. okay, pandora
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hmm. okay, pandora
making the app switch so that's a wrap on wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
making the app switch so that's a wrap on wrapped
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
idk you guys it's hard to tell which word I use most frequently
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
idk you guys it's hard to tell which word I use most frequently
uh oh sisters I forgot I have nmosd and thought I was being a little bitch about temperature changes but it actually physically hurts me. whoops
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
uh oh sisters I forgot I have nmosd and thought I was being a little bitch about temperature changes but it actually physically hurts me. whoops
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
I am fighting for my life on this december first due to lack of sleep but so many people have been asking me if I don't like christmas because of it I think and it's like dude as a civilian it's alright I love an excuse to show people I'm thinking about them
but as a member of the working public
but as a member of the working public
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am fighting for my life on this december first due to lack of sleep but so many people have been asking me if I don't like christmas because of it I think and it's like dude as a civilian it's alright I love an excuse to show people I'm thinking about them
but as a member of the working public
but as a member of the working public
having a long ass week and having to take a long ass trip for a long ass appointment on a saturday after a long ass week feels super long ass bad
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
having a long ass week and having to take a long ass trip for a long ass appointment on a saturday after a long ass week feels super long ass bad
okay but while I love these designs that's really funny
>casters complained we always get robes
>"7.4 comes with glam unlock, we'll finally be free!"
>all roles get robes
>"7.4 comes with glam unlock, we'll finally be free!"
>all roles get robes
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
okay but while I love these designs that's really funny
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girl who just had a vacation last month: man I could really use a vacation
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
girl who just had a vacation last month: man I could really use a vacation
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
294/366 sounds right
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
294/366 sounds right