Bum Farto
@asterixinspace.bsky.social
If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
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I once accidentally hailed a taxi because I was waving at a dog
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I once accidentally hailed a taxi because I was waving at a dog
I measured Mel B’s sister’s boyfriend’s inside leg,
Then we took our tops off and compared tattoos.
Then we took our tops off and compared tattoos.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I measured Mel B’s sister’s boyfriend’s inside leg,
Then we took our tops off and compared tattoos.
Then we took our tops off and compared tattoos.
I measured Griff Rhys Jones’ inside leg.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I measured Griff Rhys Jones’ inside leg.
Happy belated new year.
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Happy belated new year.
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![Tweet from Ghost ft. Meat (@Screamingpope69):
"Computer. Increase Obelisk."
"How Increased Do You Want The Obelisk."
"[Nodding] Two Hundred Percent Increase Of Obelisk."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif757p3kzh3t3htpp2lwejq2b35jef4vdhvy6iuot2nvme6mrtqse@jpeg)
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Woman on the beach
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/31318
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/31318
December 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Woman on the beach
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/31318
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/31318
Now I am become cheese
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now I am become cheese
The Wrath of Corn
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Wrath of Corn
The Broth of Khan
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Broth of Khan
Christmas mode activated beep boop
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Christmas mode activated beep boop
Knew someone who reckoned Chris Rea had crashed on his sofa.
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Knew someone who reckoned Chris Rea had crashed on his sofa.
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here we go. be the change, etc
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
here we go. be the change, etc
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changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
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in my judgement, Chris Mason misled the country
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
in my judgement, Chris Mason misled the country
Chris Mason getting on my nerves again, the baked bean twat.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Chris Mason getting on my nerves again, the baked bean twat.
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
Chris Mason in a rubber dress.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Chris Mason in a rubber dress.
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
I’m typing this with my willy
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m typing this with my willy
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Smurf 911: Smurf 911, which service do you require?
Smurf: We need a smurf, there's been a smurf
Smurf 911: Uh
Smurf: SEND THE DAMN SMURF, THERE'S SMURF EVERYWHERE
Smurf: We need a smurf, there's been a smurf
Smurf 911: Uh
Smurf: SEND THE DAMN SMURF, THERE'S SMURF EVERYWHERE
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Smurf 911: Smurf 911, which service do you require?
Smurf: We need a smurf, there's been a smurf
Smurf 911: Uh
Smurf: SEND THE DAMN SMURF, THERE'S SMURF EVERYWHERE
Smurf: We need a smurf, there's been a smurf
Smurf 911: Uh
Smurf: SEND THE DAMN SMURF, THERE'S SMURF EVERYWHERE