Astroboy 💫
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man I’m down bad. just sent my wife a “u up?” text
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
man I’m down bad. just sent my wife a “u up?” text
Those astronauts be PISSIN
The piss tank on the ISS is now 72% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Those astronauts be PISSIN
The message in Apple’s “The Last Frontier”:
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The message in Apple’s “The Last Frontier”:
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
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If you answer “probably accidentally get bitten and become a zombie” to the question “what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” during job interview with me I’m going to be impressed because you’ve proved that you can learn from your mistakes.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you answer “probably accidentally get bitten and become a zombie” to the question “what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” during job interview with me I’m going to be impressed because you’ve proved that you can learn from your mistakes.
Two shows with new seasons I’m quitting midway through:
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Two shows with new seasons I’m quitting midway through:
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
The sky: *lightly precipitates*
Me: this mf spittin’
Me: this mf spittin’
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The sky: *lightly precipitates*
Me: this mf spittin’
Me: this mf spittin’
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if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
July 29, 2023 at 2:03 AM
if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
In case you wanted to know what real music is
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In case you wanted to know what real music is
Kathy Bates deserved an Oscar for the delivery of this line, alone
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Kathy Bates deserved an Oscar for the delivery of this line, alone
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“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
I just tried to type a space into a crossword puzzle
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just tried to type a space into a crossword puzzle
Put 8-4 Iowa in the playoffs, you cowards
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Put 8-4 Iowa in the playoffs, you cowards
Sturgill Simpson is the best musical artist in decades
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sturgill Simpson is the best musical artist in decades
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I’m hosting thanksgiving tomorrow. Do I have to wear hard pants?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m hosting thanksgiving tomorrow. Do I have to wear hard pants?
I’m starting to realize some shit. Just gotta piece it together
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m starting to realize some shit. Just gotta piece it together
This took way too long to find
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This took way too long to find
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The Texans defense….this shit means something to me 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Texans defense….this shit means something to me 🥹
Who’s in your fantasy football league?
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who’s in your fantasy football league?
Me:
Me:
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when i check the group chat
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
when i check the group chat
If I don’t solve the NYT mini crossword under 28 seconds I have to pull off a toenail with pliers
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If I don’t solve the NYT mini crossword under 28 seconds I have to pull off a toenail with pliers
I didn’t think I would, but I liked the new Frankenstein movie
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I didn’t think I would, but I liked the new Frankenstein movie
Satire is the 5th pillar of American democracy
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Satire is the 5th pillar of American democracy
it’s so fuckin cool that bananas and oranges grow their own packaging
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
it’s so fuckin cool that bananas and oranges grow their own packaging
Chad Powers is far funnier than I imagined it would be. Very good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Chad Powers is far funnier than I imagined it would be. Very good.