astrobroski
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astrobroski
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· Nov 13
Sure, God's all powerful, but does he have lips?
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You may be celebrating Thanksgiving right now and going “gobble gobble gobble!” But did you know? When you say that, you’re actually expressing your support for nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels?
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You may be celebrating Thanksgiving right now and going “gobble gobble gobble!” But did you know? When you say that, you’re actually expressing your support for nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels?
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I be truthin’. Ain’t nobody truthin’ like me. I’m the biggest truther.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I be truthin’. Ain’t nobody truthin’ like me. I’m the biggest truther.
lmao
More like one in a krill myself
im one in a krillion.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
lmao
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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Cheez Its are the only food that are delicious if you just had some, but are absolutely terrible if you didn’t.
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cheez Its are the only food that are delicious if you just had some, but are absolutely terrible if you didn’t.
I just watched The Shining last night, and it was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I just watched The Shining last night, and it was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
HAHAHAHAHA
A quote so insane I have to hit the red text editors note
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
BAHHHB, THERE'S SHRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXIT
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BAHHHB, THERE'S SHRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXIT
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Romantic balls.
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Romantic balls.
He's knee-high to Ant Man.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He's knee-high to Ant Man.
Kill the cop in your head.
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Kill the cop in your head.
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The reason there’s a government shutdown right now is because Britain took Tylenol during the American Revolution.
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The reason there’s a government shutdown right now is because Britain took Tylenol during the American Revolution.
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If war of the worlds is not the worst film I will see on my time on earth something has gone wrong.
August 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If war of the worlds is not the worst film I will see on my time on earth something has gone wrong.
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No actually. People should see these pictures.
No fucking cops or corpos at pride. Ever.
No fucking cops or corpos at pride. Ever.
August 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
No actually. People should see these pictures.
No fucking cops or corpos at pride. Ever.
No fucking cops or corpos at pride. Ever.
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I install one sims 3 furniture mod and now when I click on the computer my sim can do this
August 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I install one sims 3 furniture mod and now when I click on the computer my sim can do this
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Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
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(In transatlantic accent) Be at the location or be quadrilateral! *evil laugh*
July 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
(In transatlantic accent) Be at the location or be quadrilateral! *evil laugh*
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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regret voting for zohran. didn’t realize those ads were lying about how he’d do 9/11 2
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
regret voting for zohran. didn’t realize those ads were lying about how he’d do 9/11 2
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Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered