Uncle Tifa
@astronautbread.bsky.social
Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Cade is a star, and Duren has made a seismic leap. Pistons are trouble. Good trouble.
FINAL: Pistons 111, Sixers 108. Big buckets by Cade, and excellent defense on that last possession to clinch their sixth win in a row. Pistons improve to 8-2 overall.
Cunningham: 26 points, 11 assists
Duren: 21 points, 16 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks
Robinson: 17 points
Cunningham: 26 points, 11 assists
Duren: 21 points, 16 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks
Robinson: 17 points
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Cade is a star, and Duren has made a seismic leap. Pistons are trouble. Good trouble.
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Making Zohran's victory feel like a #Victory4MSU
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Making Zohran's victory feel like a #Victory4MSU
If SCOTUS rules against Trump and his tariffs, I will lose a bet with my dad. At least it will be cheaper to pay it off.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If SCOTUS rules against Trump and his tariffs, I will lose a bet with my dad. At least it will be cheaper to pay it off.
Last night's elections sure were fun. Too bad the guy who did January 6 won't allow them next year. "But he can't do that?" Really? When the only people who could stop him will all lose their jobs if they try? "But the Supreme-" SCOTUS already made him our king. I hope I'm wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Last night's elections sure were fun. Too bad the guy who did January 6 won't allow them next year. "But he can't do that?" Really? When the only people who could stop him will all lose their jobs if they try? "But the Supreme-" SCOTUS already made him our king. I hope I'm wrong.
Didn't expect both of my teams to lose to Minnesota this weekend.
#FireSmith
#FireSmith
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Didn't expect both of my teams to lose to Minnesota this weekend.
#FireSmith
#FireSmith
Ugh. Tom Brady! I should have known better than to be excited to watch the Lions game today.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ugh. Tom Brady! I should have known better than to be excited to watch the Lions game today.
That commercial doesn't make me want a Google phone, but it does make me want a delicious vanilla soft serve cone.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That commercial doesn't make me want a Google phone, but it does make me want a delicious vanilla soft serve cone.
How is this a fun fact? Have you watched Michigan State this year? None of this is fun. #FireSmith
Fun fact: of the four B1G teams without a conference win, only two play each other: Penn State vs. Michigan State in two weeks.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How is this a fun fact? Have you watched Michigan State this year? None of this is fun. #FireSmith
Did I know today was "Day of the Dead?" Yeah. I knew the Spartans were playing today. #FireSmith
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did I know today was "Day of the Dead?" Yeah. I knew the Spartans were playing today. #FireSmith
Chances State punches this one in? Poor.
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Chances State punches this one in? Poor.
Muppets, deep cuts
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Muppets, deep cuts
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too — theonion.com/report-guy-w...
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial ...
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too — theonion.com/report-guy-w...
First, they take Saban from us, and now they steal the weekend's only "fire coach" token. That's the only way to explain Smith still being employed by Michigan State.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
First, they take Saban from us, and now they steal the weekend's only "fire coach" token. That's the only way to explain Smith still being employed by Michigan State.
As a non-smoking straight cis white guy, I'm not sure why I connect so hard with this image. I got moods.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As a non-smoking straight cis white guy, I'm not sure why I connect so hard with this image. I got moods.
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Has MSU fired Smith yet?
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Has MSU fired Smith yet?
I believe (irrationally) that if the Spartans had a better head coach, they would have been 2-0 against the Wolverines. These same players (who they wouldn't have had, but it's my hypothetical) and the same limited resources (which must improve) could have won twice.
Fire Smith.
Fire Smith.
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I believe (irrationally) that if the Spartans had a better head coach, they would have been 2-0 against the Wolverines. These same players (who they wouldn't have had, but it's my hypothetical) and the same limited resources (which must improve) could have won twice.
Fire Smith.
Fire Smith.
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For a fourth year in a row Michigan’s leader in yards from scrimmage in a winning effort is Michigan State Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
For a fourth year in a row Michigan’s leader in yards from scrimmage in a winning effort is Michigan State Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties
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If Smith has a job tomorrow J Batt is on my hot seat
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If Smith has a job tomorrow J Batt is on my hot seat
Dude. The East Wing had a better week than Michigan State.
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dude. The East Wing had a better week than Michigan State.
If Smith isn't on a bus back to Corvallis tonight, J Batt should get canned, too.
This regime is a complete failure.
This regime is a complete failure.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If Smith isn't on a bus back to Corvallis tonight, J Batt should get canned, too.
This regime is a complete failure.
This regime is a complete failure.
So, that new Ted Lasso reboot. Can we get Apple to just send them to run Michigan State Football?
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So, that new Ted Lasso reboot. Can we get Apple to just send them to run Michigan State Football?
Does MSU stand for Moron Smith University?
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Does MSU stand for Moron Smith University?