Jordan Guest | Astro
@astronior.bsky.social
Jordan, he/him, 30 y/o Australian. 2nd year comp sci student after spending over a decade working through some shit. Still working through some shit. So it goes.
World of Warcraft really gets you searching for shit like "wow small egg", and the worst part is none of the results are people going wow over an actual real small egg
February 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
World of Warcraft really gets you searching for shit like "wow small egg", and the worst part is none of the results are people going wow over an actual real small egg
Finished filing two years worth of uni work that I'll never look at again, let's fucking goooooo
February 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Finished filing two years worth of uni work that I'll never look at again, let's fucking goooooo
Hate that my brain won't activate for the day unless I leave the house. I just want to work but the golden retriever in my brain is always begging for a little drive in the car. Sometimes it's even brazen enough to request I eat something before 7pm!
February 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hate that my brain won't activate for the day unless I leave the house. I just want to work but the golden retriever in my brain is always begging for a little drive in the car. Sometimes it's even brazen enough to request I eat something before 7pm!
Jesus christ I hate TV. If I ever make it out of here my two house rules will be no door slamming and no television. And a minimum of one hour of total silence per day.
February 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Jesus christ I hate TV. If I ever make it out of here my two house rules will be no door slamming and no television. And a minimum of one hour of total silence per day.
Classic video game church. Why be ambiguous about morality when you can just not? Truly a cornerstone of the medium. Loving the use of expurgate too, 10/10.
February 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Classic video game church. Why be ambiguous about morality when you can just not? Truly a cornerstone of the medium. Loving the use of expurgate too, 10/10.
Started playing WoW for the first time ever this week (yeah, I know) and I'm remembering how much better it was when game models and animations hammed things up all the time like this. These ghouls are going nuts and it's just their walk cycle.
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Started playing WoW for the first time ever this week (yeah, I know) and I'm remembering how much better it was when game models and animations hammed things up all the time like this. These ghouls are going nuts and it's just their walk cycle.
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people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
Once again find myself wishing wood carving was an acceptable hobby to do in public (outside), but. The knives. The fact you need to hone said knives frequently. The fact I look like an anxious, troubled chihuahua at all times. I just don't think it'd be appreciated very much.
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Once again find myself wishing wood carving was an acceptable hobby to do in public (outside), but. The knives. The fact you need to hone said knives frequently. The fact I look like an anxious, troubled chihuahua at all times. I just don't think it'd be appreciated very much.
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Tulip. Deep thinking
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tulip. Deep thinking
Feels like only a few years ago that everyone regardless of their politics agreed that Peter Dutton is comically evil. Now people are gonna go out and vote for the guy. Like come on, we all know he'd eat a baby for 5 bucks.
February 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Feels like only a few years ago that everyone regardless of their politics agreed that Peter Dutton is comically evil. Now people are gonna go out and vote for the guy. Like come on, we all know he'd eat a baby for 5 bucks.
My past self is really letting me down at 2:30am here.
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My past self is really letting me down at 2:30am here.
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Just discovered that Oedipus actually had an Oedipus complex. Wow! What are the chances?
February 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Just discovered that Oedipus actually had an Oedipus complex. Wow! What are the chances?
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Such an incredible day and so proud of the @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social team for the work that went into making this a reality.
Thank you to everyone for the kind words and heroic attempts to melt the servers with your, um, imaginative queries. Keep sharing the fun things you find in the archive!
Thank you to everyone for the kind words and heroic attempts to melt the servers with your, um, imaginative queries. Keep sharing the fun things you find in the archive!
The Video Game History Foundation Library is now in early access. For free. For everyone. Wherever you are.
Read more: gamehistory.org/vghf-library...
Read more: gamehistory.org/vghf-library...
library.gamehistory.org — Now in early access
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January 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Such an incredible day and so proud of the @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social team for the work that went into making this a reality.
Thank you to everyone for the kind words and heroic attempts to melt the servers with your, um, imaginative queries. Keep sharing the fun things you find in the archive!
Thank you to everyone for the kind words and heroic attempts to melt the servers with your, um, imaginative queries. Keep sharing the fun things you find in the archive!
Part of why I finally got a social media that isn't the Facebook I exclusive have to keep tabs on family is because I realised I need to try stop feeling like an out of place teenager all the time, which includes having a presence in the world, but I've got no idea what to do now
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Part of why I finally got a social media that isn't the Facebook I exclusive have to keep tabs on family is because I realised I need to try stop feeling like an out of place teenager all the time, which includes having a presence in the world, but I've got no idea what to do now
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Now, I know this video doesn't have toebeans, but my bestie @capwithoutacountry.bsky.social sent me this video of his cat Fluffy and it was too cute not to share. Make sure to have your sound up for kitty purrs!
#certifiedtoebeans #cats #catsofbluesky #purrs #spreadjoy
#certifiedtoebeans #cats #catsofbluesky #purrs #spreadjoy
February 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Now, I know this video doesn't have toebeans, but my bestie @capwithoutacountry.bsky.social sent me this video of his cat Fluffy and it was too cute not to share. Make sure to have your sound up for kitty purrs!
#certifiedtoebeans #cats #catsofbluesky #purrs #spreadjoy
#certifiedtoebeans #cats #catsofbluesky #purrs #spreadjoy
Bluesky has figured out that I drink coffee and like cats and is so excited to show me both of those things and nothing else. Good job eager algorithm, you've got me figured out
February 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Bluesky has figured out that I drink coffee and like cats and is so excited to show me both of those things and nothing else. Good job eager algorithm, you've got me figured out
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be struck by lightning. twice.
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be struck by lightning. twice.
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February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Iji blesses your timeline
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Iji blesses your timeline
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They should have a Biggest Album Grammy for whoever put out the record with the largest diameter in the previous year
February 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
They should have a Biggest Album Grammy for whoever put out the record with the largest diameter in the previous year
Made a Bluesky account so I have a social media to give to people that isn't my tumblr (absolutely not), but I'm already regretting it. I briefly forgot that witnessing people interacting on the internet is an experience in suffering
February 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Made a Bluesky account so I have a social media to give to people that isn't my tumblr (absolutely not), but I'm already regretting it. I briefly forgot that witnessing people interacting on the internet is an experience in suffering