aj
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damn not going to a job for a week is so good somebody should invent not going to a job ever again
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
damn not going to a job for a week is so good somebody should invent not going to a job ever again
i think you guys are missing the point bc jeff was only into ADULT children
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i think you guys are missing the point bc jeff was only into ADULT children
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if you don’t like fat bitches you don’t even like women
oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy
oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if you don’t like fat bitches you don’t even like women
oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy
oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy
epstein release has so much more bill clinton than i ever thought it would good lord man have some decency
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
epstein release has so much more bill clinton than i ever thought it would good lord man have some decency
american evangelicals are like: adam believed women and look where it got him
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
american evangelicals are like: adam believed women and look where it got him
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A Soviet-era joke:
A man stops by a newstand every day, reads the front page of the paper, and walks on. One day the vendor asks "comrade, why do you do this?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But the obituaries are on page 9," says the vendor.
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
A man stops by a newstand every day, reads the front page of the paper, and walks on. One day the vendor asks "comrade, why do you do this?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But the obituaries are on page 9," says the vendor.
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A Soviet-era joke:
A man stops by a newstand every day, reads the front page of the paper, and walks on. One day the vendor asks "comrade, why do you do this?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But the obituaries are on page 9," says the vendor.
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
A man stops by a newstand every day, reads the front page of the paper, and walks on. One day the vendor asks "comrade, why do you do this?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But the obituaries are on page 9," says the vendor.
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
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I see this sort of proud posturing a lot and it's really a wonderful way to loudly demonstrate to everyone you have absolutely no idea what's going on
Music Icon Pharrell Criticizes Political Division: “I Don’t Believe In Either Side”
Pharrell Williams is making his feelings about American politics unmistakably clear.
newzsquare.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I see this sort of proud posturing a lot and it's really a wonderful way to loudly demonstrate to everyone you have absolutely no idea what's going on
i feel like by now we should’ve figured out jet packs
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i feel like by now we should’ve figured out jet packs
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cis lesbians ilysm thank u for loving us
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
cis lesbians ilysm thank u for loving us
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
spending the weekend with my in laws and having to navigate explaining my transness in some kinda way was honestly a lil refreshing
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
spending the weekend with my in laws and having to navigate explaining my transness in some kinda way was honestly a lil refreshing
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
gonna go to college and answer every question with “because god said so” so that i too can not learn anything and still pay for an education and ruin the lives of my professors
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
gonna go to college and answer every question with “because god said so” so that i too can not learn anything and still pay for an education and ruin the lives of my professors
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idk bosses are so weird man. like bro i dont need a cannoli i need a fucking raise
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
idk bosses are so weird man. like bro i dont need a cannoli i need a fucking raise
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
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Getting my “swagger” back by murdering millions of seniors
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Getting my “swagger” back by murdering millions of seniors
wrote a song and it sounds better in F standard why why owww owwie why did i have to justify a capo/tuning change whyyyyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
wrote a song and it sounds better in F standard why why owww owwie why did i have to justify a capo/tuning change whyyyyyyyy
when ppl tell me i have a nice voice at my phone job i wanna be like “omg ty it was expensive!”
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
when ppl tell me i have a nice voice at my phone job i wanna be like “omg ty it was expensive!”
the show about the mormon wives
goes crazy
goes crazy
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the show about the mormon wives
goes crazy
goes crazy
one thing about me is im gonna get stoned and read the bible
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
one thing about me is im gonna get stoned and read the bible
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Don Jr watching Trump play catch with Mamdani on the white house lawn.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Don Jr watching Trump play catch with Mamdani on the white house lawn.
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hot take, but I think if we let the militant reddit atheists out of their basements, we might just have enough force to get this country back
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hot take, but I think if we let the militant reddit atheists out of their basements, we might just have enough force to get this country back
i think the social contract has degraded so far that it is near impossible for someone to face negative consequences for their own actions at every level of society
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i think the social contract has degraded so far that it is near impossible for someone to face negative consequences for their own actions at every level of society