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we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
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So when authorities say “she tried to run over an officer,” that is not a neutral description. It is a claim of intent that can be used to justify lethal force after the fact.
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So when authorities say “she tried to run over an officer,” that is not a neutral description. It is a claim of intent that can be used to justify lethal force after the fact.
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
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dick from a girl named carbonic acid
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
dick from a girl named carbonic acid
Not that anyone still believes this, but “party if free speech” my ass
This is designed to have a chilling effect on all retired service members. The message is that if you speak out, you risk your retirement pay.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Not that anyone still believes this, but “party if free speech” my ass
I’m a mercenary turned bookseller.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m a mercenary turned bookseller.
I’ve been seeing a lot of @dropout.tv cast in insurance commercials in the last few months. Congrats to anna garcia, Lily du, and recentky raphaek chestang!
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve been seeing a lot of @dropout.tv cast in insurance commercials in the last few months. Congrats to anna garcia, Lily du, and recentky raphaek chestang!
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can dive headfirst into her midsection
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can never forget how tall she is
December 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can dive headfirst into her midsection
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
Demoman TF2 voice: IT IS THE YURINATE-TINING!
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”
it's cool because it would have wiped out the majority of my debt but now it's x2 worse
Why should we pay attention to red states?
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”
Before you are two people. One is 6’6 and weighs 307. The other is 5’11 and 195. One is named Tank Bigsby and the other is named Trey Pipkins. Which is which?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Before you are two people. One is 6’6 and weighs 307. The other is 5’11 and 195. One is named Tank Bigsby and the other is named Trey Pipkins. Which is which?
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This is actually sending me
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is actually sending me
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Dino nuggets are mid, honestly
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dino nuggets are mid, honestly
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