SaMartha Lang
@auntiesam.social
Sam ❀📍Baltimore ❀ 30-something ❀ 🏳️🌈🎮👩🍳
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SaMartha Lang
@auntiesam.social
· Jan 24
👋 I'm Sam! 31 in #Baltimore, 🏳️🌈, 🐈⬛🐕, Muppet fangirl. She/her. Hoping to build community irl & here on Bluesky. We're gonna need it!
📍Crafting, Board Games, Stand-up Comedy
🎮 Valorant, Overwatch, Battlegrounds
🎧 Origami Button, American Football, Ariana 🫧
📺 The Traitors + Ghost Whisperer + Frasier
📍Crafting, Board Games, Stand-up Comedy
🎮 Valorant, Overwatch, Battlegrounds
🎧 Origami Button, American Football, Ariana 🫧
📺 The Traitors + Ghost Whisperer + Frasier
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Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho
March 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho
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Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Not to be a total fucking bummer on main but convincing myself to walk into my house today knowing I would not be greeted by Telly’s wagging tail and gift of Nearest Stuffed Thing was nearly impossible. My worst First.
March 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not to be a total fucking bummer on main but convincing myself to walk into my house today knowing I would not be greeted by Telly’s wagging tail and gift of Nearest Stuffed Thing was nearly impossible. My worst First.
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
I gotta start posting about Traitors again so I can have just a littttleeee bit less doom on my discover page. Just a teensy weensy reprieve. CAROLYN!!!!!!!!!!!
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I gotta start posting about Traitors again so I can have just a littttleeee bit less doom on my discover page. Just a teensy weensy reprieve. CAROLYN!!!!!!!!!!!
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I call it X now because i used to fuck with it and no longer do
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I call it X now because i used to fuck with it and no longer do
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"use this gift hyper link to read the article" to me every hyper link is a gift
February 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"use this gift hyper link to read the article" to me every hyper link is a gift
Yesterday was a day! Teller is stable now but was not for a while there. Bless the absolute badass surgeon & staff that kept him afloat. They sent us this pic mid life-saving blood transfusion 🤪 goofy ahh. We pick him up tomorrow to recover at home ❤️🩹
February 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yesterday was a day! Teller is stable now but was not for a while there. Bless the absolute badass surgeon & staff that kept him afloat. They sent us this pic mid life-saving blood transfusion 🤪 goofy ahh. We pick him up tomorrow to recover at home ❤️🩹
Hi dogsky they’re starting surgery on Teller now, pls send your good energy to the boy real quick because this is not at all the surgery he went in for & is a much more risky situation. Bellybean 🙏💕
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hi dogsky they’re starting surgery on Teller now, pls send your good energy to the boy real quick because this is not at all the surgery he went in for & is a much more risky situation. Bellybean 🙏💕
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
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feels like America got tagged into a "first picture on your camera roll is coming to save you from fascism" meme and we pulled this
February 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
feels like America got tagged into a "first picture on your camera roll is coming to save you from fascism" meme and we pulled this
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wow just logged off and there are problems there too
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
wow just logged off and there are problems there too
5 stars for this cat scratch deterrent product. My cat has stopped scratching
February 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
5 stars for this cat scratch deterrent product. My cat has stopped scratching
Maisy adjusting incredibly well after just 2 weeks with us. She watches both Merlin & Teller for cues and shows more confidence each day 🥹
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Maisy adjusting incredibly well after just 2 weeks with us. She watches both Merlin & Teller for cues and shows more confidence each day 🥹
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One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing
Concurrent wedding dress appointments with Cat tmrw, which she scheduled for us before everything got very very bad, and it is going to feel weird as hell to be confronted with feelings of Excitement & Joy in place of Anger & Doom. But I am going to lean into it just for tmrw. As a treat 🥹
January 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Concurrent wedding dress appointments with Cat tmrw, which she scheduled for us before everything got very very bad, and it is going to feel weird as hell to be confronted with feelings of Excitement & Joy in place of Anger & Doom. But I am going to lean into it just for tmrw. As a treat 🥹
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
Alright I’ll say it………… I’m stressed
January 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Alright I’ll say it………… I’m stressed