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@aurteur.bsky.social
they/them • i do be frying rice 🏳️⚧️🌈 • chicken person 🐣 • 25
Does anyone know if period pains can randomly start happening later in life bc your boy is DYING and doesn't know why 😭
November 6, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Does anyone know if period pains can randomly start happening later in life bc your boy is DYING and doesn't know why 😭
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Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):
November 5, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):
Londoners don't understand basic kindness
October 20, 2023 at 8:44 AM
Londoners don't understand basic kindness
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Why is everyone into the sassy little twink Astarion when they could be into my literal sun Karlach? Important BG3 discourse
September 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Why is everyone into the sassy little twink Astarion when they could be into my literal sun Karlach? Important BG3 discourse
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Taxing the rich more literally feeds starving children
August 15, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Taxing the rich more literally feeds starving children
My friend got a new puppy and I'm stealing her for mine just LOOK at her 😭❤️
August 2, 2023 at 6:46 AM
My friend got a new puppy and I'm stealing her for mine just LOOK at her 😭❤️
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The New York Times will run an op-ed from the CEO of Palantir without identifying him as the CEO of Palantir.
July 30, 2023 at 1:35 PM
The New York Times will run an op-ed from the CEO of Palantir without identifying him as the CEO of Palantir.
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When you think about it, any reason Elon Musk changed Twitter’s name is pretty funny.
1.) Turning it into a “new” company because he can’t pay his bills. Funny.
2.) Changing the name because he thinks “X” is actually cool. Funny.
3.) Being so hated on a website that you have to rebrand it. Funny.
1.) Turning it into a “new” company because he can’t pay his bills. Funny.
2.) Changing the name because he thinks “X” is actually cool. Funny.
3.) Being so hated on a website that you have to rebrand it. Funny.
July 30, 2023 at 1:51 PM
When you think about it, any reason Elon Musk changed Twitter’s name is pretty funny.
1.) Turning it into a “new” company because he can’t pay his bills. Funny.
2.) Changing the name because he thinks “X” is actually cool. Funny.
3.) Being so hated on a website that you have to rebrand it. Funny.
1.) Turning it into a “new” company because he can’t pay his bills. Funny.
2.) Changing the name because he thinks “X” is actually cool. Funny.
3.) Being so hated on a website that you have to rebrand it. Funny.
Anyone have links to artists that do Pokemon style comms and are open to commission?
July 29, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Anyone have links to artists that do Pokemon style comms and are open to commission?
Lifting as a person with a uterus is so fucking shit bc around your period its like oops guess I can't lift anything anymore and failing what I usually rep 😭
July 28, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Lifting as a person with a uterus is so fucking shit bc around your period its like oops guess I can't lift anything anymore and failing what I usually rep 😭
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Gonna try to post some art on here now ✌️
July 24, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Gonna try to post some art on here now ✌️
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everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
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if you want to see the baseball malört here it is
June 20, 2023 at 4:18 AM
if you want to see the baseball malört here it is
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fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
July 24, 2023 at 10:39 PM
fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
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the only NFT I believe in is No Fucking Terfs
July 24, 2023 at 11:05 PM
the only NFT I believe in is No Fucking Terfs
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
you’re living in it, baby
I love bluesky bc it's like illegal to be straight here let's keep it that way
July 24, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I love bluesky bc it's like illegal to be straight here let's keep it that way
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PrEP is a miracle of modern medicine and everyone should be on it.
July 24, 2023 at 10:00 PM
PrEP is a miracle of modern medicine and everyone should be on it.